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A few more amusing regional maps for your consideration.
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Lewiston, Maine is an old mill town gone to seed. It tries to put on a pretty face with downtown rejuvenation projects but to my mind will always be a poor, sad relative to its coastal cousins.
If I lived there? I’d be drunk as well.
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This is a map no one really needs to see, but Italy?
What the utter hell!
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Proud to have the most trees, that’s me!
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Most excellent.
I love cows.
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Though it seems a little strange Wisconsin was singled out for cow ratio when it turns out they didn’t make the top bovine tier.
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River's world..... 
The reason we’re all so drunk is the demise of the family dairy farm. Now that people outnumber cows, and there are no outhouses to tip over, there’s nothing to do but drink here in WI.
I’d be worried about North Macedonia where they have only one bowel movement/week.
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The opposite side of the pendulum, that.
But surely you Sconnies can find something worth tipping…
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Well, now that there are not enough cows or outhouses to tip, it is bottles.
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I always knew Dallas was the drunkest city in Texas. But Austin has the most dumbest per capita, in the actual capital building at that.
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They do seem to flock to government don’t they…
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I think I’d prefer cows
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I think I’d prefer cows
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As would I.
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RE: Italy – olive oil in and on everything – it it any wonder?
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Good point.
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My grandmothers (one Norwegian and the other Swedish) would never have answered a question regarding their bowel habits! And their husbands were scared shitless of them! Thus answering the age old question of why don’t they shit in the North countries. Chico is a big time college party town.
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Ha!
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Those were fascinating maps.
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Those are cool maps. I think Ireland’s lying, but if they aren’t, they need some laxatives.
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Too many potatoes….?
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I believe that was information I could have lived without.
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No doubt!
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The cow to people ratio has to be pretty close here, but I’m guessing Milwaukee tips the balance to people. Boo.
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Most drunken city – Wisconsin: All of them. 🤣🤣🤣
Also, Champaign, Illinois is home to the University of Illinois—and it’s also the hometown of REO Speedwagon!
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I live close to the Wisconsin border. That’s close enough after 18 years of actually living there. The husband and I have an ongoing joke about drinking and driving laws in Wisconsin. We say that in Wisconsin, it’s against the law if you AREN’T drinking while you’re driving. 😉 Not true, of course, but we like to poke fun.
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At least it’s not like Louisiana. They have drive through cocktail bars…
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Grand Forks: The drunkest town in North Dakota and home to my alma mater – the University of North Dakota <sound of ice hitting a glass>
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Cheers!
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