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They’re not just for navigation anymore.
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My sincere sympathies to the women of Thailand.
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Did I read this wrong, or does my state have the most QTips and old codgers?
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Minus 70?
Damn!
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The only speeding ticket I ever received was in the south, so I can’t disagree.
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The fact that DC ranks first says there’s even more pork barrel spending than we thought.
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Maine has one. Susan Alford, whose father owned Dexter Shoes.
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Clearly the Northeast knows bagels.
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River's world..... 
I spend four hundred thousand dollars a year on bacon. What can I say? I really like a bacon, lettuce, bacon, tomato, bacon and mayonnaise sandwich…
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Bacon is life.
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Believe it or not, I have been in a place that gets colder than -70. I can tell you that diesel gas gels at -40.
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As Jack London wrote in “To Build a Fire”: “He knew that at 50
below zero water from the mouth made a noise when it hit the snow.
But this had done that in the air. Undoubtedly it was colder than 50
below.”
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The Army put me on the Ross Ice Shelf at the base of Mt. Erebus in the Arctic for 90 days. On any given day, boiling water water would freeze before striking the earth if spilled from over 7 feet high.
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We have a friend who was stationed at McMurdo. He has some wild stories…
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I demonstrated that for my kids in the backyard. If you throw it up in the air, it will vaporize and disappear. A whole pot of water and none would make it to the ground. If I blew soap bubbles, they would freeze before landing. Most shattered on contact, but some would lie on the snow as ice bubbles.
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Ugh. No thank you…
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I’m not sure I want to know who runs around the world measuring penises. But I can tell you that men in Ecuador are pretty short – average 5’1″ in the highlands. So proportionally…
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It would be a challenging job, no doubt.
As fur results, there’s also the temperature variant to consider. Cold weather tends to make things shrink…
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Having just finished my bagel, that map made the most sense to me. We have bagels everywhere around here…and I couldn’t be happier. Poles at half mast for those bottom 5 countries.
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Permanently half mast I’m afraid.
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I didn’t know the US had that many billionaires.
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More everyday…
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-23 in Texas, I don’t know where but if it’s on the map, then okay.
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Maybe that’s the temperature inside Gov. Abbott’s heart…
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What heart? He’s a shriveled up old turd. He’s a literal DEI hire and he gets rid of it statewide. Talk about the height of hypocrisy.
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Yes. That was my point…
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California, land of billionaires and bagels
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Why you would be a billionaire and still live in some of those states is beyond me. They can afford mover and packers like nobody’s business!
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Home is home I suppose….
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If I were single, I’d totally use “Hi, I’m Ecuadorian” as a pickup line!
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And unless they have the map, I’m not sure that would be very effective …
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