Maps | River's world…..

Another day, another set of ridiculous maps.

Have you ever wanted to mow the lawn or shovel snow in the buff? Apparently it’s illegal for me.

You’re welcome.

I’ll take second best.

Yay Maine!

It seems weed rules the roost.

We have lobsters and Stephen King.

That’s memorable.

Now that’s a map worth having.

Ding Dong, Texas?

I’m dying…

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I can’t argue with the Brits here.

I think they nailed it.

I’m not from Florida, but this seems pretty accurate as well.

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8 thoughts on “Maps”

It’s 7AM, an hour and a half before homeroom and I’m already learning stuff. The horror.

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Rivergirl says:

January 20, 2026 at 8:26 am

Yes, but where you can legally mow the lawn naked beats trigonometry any day.

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1. Kenny Nines says:
  
  January 20, 2026 at 9:44 am
  
  I like trig more than any kind of lawn mowing.. Doing it naked seems more like a punishment than a pleasure, at least in my back yard with all the wild blackberry and multiflora rose, not to mention ground hornets and saddleback caterpillars.
  I might come in at seven foe some early Home Ec, maybe knock out a nice batch of cinnamon rolls or something. Now I’m hungry, but not enough to go back to high school GO TO HELL GATORS!
  
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2. Rivergirl says:
  
  January 20, 2026 at 10:04 am
  
  Naked baking?
  Nooooo!
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Okay, I want to understand why someone would want to learn local popular curse words not from their own state? Is it an aid to understand if we happen to visit and someone curses us? Our local curse word is “Saale” meaning “wife’s brother”…I think we are rather respectful 🤣🤣🤣

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Rivergirl says:

January 20, 2026 at 10:02 am

That’s extremely respectful considering the list.
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When I went to school in Mexico, we were introduced to a dictionary of all of the uses of a word that doesn’t even appear on the map. And in Nicaragua they used another word with essentially the same meanings. It also doesn’t appear on the list. All a gringo can say is WTF?

And I wonder what they mean by “remembered” for the states. Does it mean able to name it when it’s pointed out on a map? Able to recite a list of states from memory? Seems odd that N & S Dakota are in the top 10 and that N, but not S, Carolina is as well. (Seems like if you remember one, you’ll remember the other.)

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