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And sadly, they’re not the fun kind.
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After another redundant appointment with my orthopedic PA, where we went over prep and procedure for my partial knee replacement surgery again…
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I’m now the (not so) proud owner of a cane and a walker.
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Welcome to Oldville River.
Grab a shawl.
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I only used the walker for a few days. I still use the cane… but that’s about back pain, not knee pain.
Despite talking about it for months, my doc didn’t request my walker till I was in the hospital – so you’re ahead of me!! Do you have a surgery date?
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They gave me the walker at my last orthopedic P.A. appointment. Said insurance paid for it but that I had to buy my own cane so I picked one up at Wal Mart. Surgery is scheduled for the last week in October.
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I got my cane at Walgreens loooong before surgery, cause I needed tge assistance.
Sending good juju ahead of time!!
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Thank you.
I’ll take it!
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LOVE the mission style table!! I have a rocking chair that would go great with that!!
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Thanks. I love the simple lines of Mission furniture.. We have three of those in different sizes. His Lordship loves the shelf underneath. Flings his mice under there and chases.
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In addition to the chair, I have a mission “lingerie dresser”, a big cd case (kinda looks like an apothecary cabinet), and a standing lamp that needs repair. I adore mission furniture and initially thought I’d do my whole house that way… then reality of being a temp worker w/o a partner (no add’l income) hit. I’m quite envious of what I’ve seen of your home & barn mahal interiors!
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Thanks. It’s always a work in progress.
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😭😭😭
(On the plus side, I love that bug on the table!)
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I have a cicada, the bug you saw, a hermit crab, a turtle and a lion fish all from the same artistic. They’re funky and I love them, but people do tend to give me weird looks when they come over.
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😂😂😂
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If I have to break out the walker again, I’ll probably spray paint it metallic purple. I’m currently trying to decide how to decorate the cane. I put cool swirly stickers on it but it’s a folding cane and the stickers aren’t holding up well. Maybe rhinestones?? Assorted reflective stripes? Small puffy cat stickers?
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I wanted a nice floral one but figured it wasn’t worth chasing all over town for something I’m not going to use much anyway. Should have checked Amazon. They have some interesting patterns when I searched pretty canes for women.
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I think it was Christina Applegate who had some cool cane that caused to go find the maker. I wanted one that was clear acrylic with neon-looking light inside it. Of course, stupidly expensive, plus shipping from London. I don’t even have the link anymore cause I knew I was likely to buy it while drunk!
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Hopefully you won’t need that equipment for long!
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That would be nice.
😊
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Maybe you can get your husband to carve you a cane – maybe from that crabapple tree you had to cut in half. And make sure someone adjusts the cane and walker for you and shows you the right way to use them. When you see folks hunched over, pushing the walker ahead of them, that usually means it’s adjusted wrong and they don’t know how to use it. (And with the sliders yours has on the back legs, you don’t need tennis balls. Just be sure you don’t trap grit under them to scratch your floors.)
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They customized both to my height at the orthopedist’s and demonstrated how to use them so I think I’m good.
Good tip about the grit.
Thanks!
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It’s temporary. 🙂
My mom used hers after she broke her femur in Switzerland, but is back to normal mobility. So will you be.
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That’s the plan!
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Get ski glides for the rear legs of the walker – $6 on Amazon – they make getting around with the walker so much easier – (we eventually replaced these with wheels but you won’t be using your walker for that long) – but definitely ski glides.
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I’ll check them out.
Thanks!
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Calling a cane and walker ‘adult toys’ is classic Rivergirl humor! 😄 I loved Vero spotting that cool artistic bug on your Mission table in the comments—and leendadll’s wild ideas about neon light and rhinestone-studded canes. You’ll be navigating ‘Oldville’ in style until late October!
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Alas! Hope you will be able to ditch the toys after the operation. Pretty floor.
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Thanks.
I hope so too.
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I originally had a cane like that from my doc and I bought a more comfortable and stylish one through Amazon. For my hip replacement, I had a rollator instead of a wheeler purchased from my health fund through my last education job. It worked well. They never really offered me the walker but instead hustled me out quickly. I guess that was a prime item but I did get some kind of apparatus to sit higher on the toilet and something to sit down in the shower. The husband put it together. I don’t know what I would have done if he was not available. No idea how to put it together. Sounds like you are getting there!
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Yes. I’ll be glad my husband is retired when I have surgery. I’m sure I’ll need a lot of help in the beginning.
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Yes, you will but your instinct will be to do it yourself but sometimes you cannot. The raised toilet seat has proven to be the most helpful.
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Hopefully you won’t need the walker very long. The cane could come in handy down the road. How many times are they going to “prep” you?
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As many times as the insurance wants them to I guess.
🥴
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Not good news. But that walker they gave you would be an antique in Canada. Gail and I both have black leather ones, with strong seats in case one gets tired, and big wheels for easier walking over unlevel ground. Our public health paid for both of them. Private insurance is not user friendly.
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It’s not…. but where I’ll only be using the walker for short time, I’m sure it will be fine.
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If I haven’t already, I wish you a good early surgery.
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Thank you.
I think I’m in good hands with this surgeon.
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The cane can be use as a bat to beat down would-be muggers, but the walker is pretty much useless for self-defense.
You have my sympathies.
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I’m sure I’ll be weak as a kitten after the surgery. Muggers will have their way…
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🤕
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Well, it looks like everything is in place at this point. I think you’re pretty well-versed in what all is taking place by now lol. Fingers crossed those toys won’t be played with for very long thereafter.
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At this point I could probably give the prep class myself.
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My prayers will be with you for a good surgery and quick recovery.
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Thank you!
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