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A few more tips that are weird enough to share.

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Well damn. That blows the veracity of every cartoon I watched as a kid right out of the water.

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Okay, that’s a pretty handy tip if it works…. but am I the only one who substituted the word kindling for kindle every time they read it? Kindling is a noun, kindle is a verb. Unless they plan on setting their ereaders on fire… this is grammatically incorrect.

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You know I’m going to try this, but since everyone’s hands are different sizes I may have more daylight left than you. Neener neener.

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Yes. Because everyone has a termite mound in their backyard …

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