.

Gather round boys and girls, River has something to share.

.

.

It’s true…

You do.

.

.

You won’t find quality blog topics like this just anywhere. No sir.

.

.

Still with me?

It’s almost like a train wreck. You know you should look away, but you can’t.

.

.

Worth it for him maybe. I doubt the females are overly thrilled…

.