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You may thank me or curse me for sharing these tidbits. Only time will tell.

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Damn. My husband is bored with retirement… but if he starts eyeing the fleshy part of my upper arm and licking his lips? I’m outta here.

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It’s bad enough everyone else is talking behind my back on Facebook, but now the robots are doing it in their own language? Geesh.

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There’s a bit of trivia you can use to impress your lumberjack friends.

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No. Thank. You!

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Vampire butterflies.

You heard it here first.

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