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You may thank me or curse me for sharing these tidbits. Only time will tell.
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Damn. My husband is bored with retirement… but if he starts eyeing the fleshy part of my upper arm and licking his lips? I’m outta here.
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It’s bad enough everyone else is talking behind my back on Facebook, but now the robots are doing it in their own language? Geesh.
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There’s a bit of trivia you can use to impress your lumberjack friends.
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No. Thank. You!
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Vampire butterflies.
You heard it here first.
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River's world..... 
I knew duck weren’t to be trusted … this just reinforces my belief.
Teenagers talk in an invented language too. Too bad we can’t just pull the plug on them.
Chainsaw Symphysiotomies? Glad I don’t have babies … I would not be kind to that obstetrician with a chainsaw.
Blood sucking butterflies? [delete unkind political comment]
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Poor little duck. What did they ever do to you…?
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Holy hell……it’s bad enough to wake up on New Years cussing up a storm because the entire block was popping fireworks. And to find on of the houses four blocks down caught on fire (probably because of fireworks.) Now cannibalism ducklings? I’m going back to bed…..🤨
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I know! That was a shocker for me as well. We had a pet duck years ago…
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Maybe he can use his new found time for some barbecue ideas and you can pick up a few hobbies outside of the homestead like shopping, or having fun planning trips which don’t involve cooking or cleaning items. As long as you stay away from being barbecued, you should be good!
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Ducklings have got to be the cutest Cannibals I’ve ever seen. Plus, that would make a great movie or book. Just add the Blood Sucking Butterfly. Hey, now that’s a Band Name if I ever heard one. Never had children so no comment on the last one.
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I’ll never look at a duckling the same way.
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The chainsaw bit I could have lived without knowing… lol! Eek!! The rest seem “normal’ish”..
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Blood drinking butterflies and cannibalistic ducklings are normal? Remind me not to visit your backyard.
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Well, animals do some crazy stuff,.. so it’s not out of the animal realm really… lol!
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I am pretty sure the words “Uncle Scrooge” is an old Neolithic language term that translates to “damn, if I add a little Duck Sauce, Huey, Dewey and Louie might make a really good taco”.
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There’s a duckumentary you won’t see on Animal Planet.
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Sure you will. They will just disguise it as a “Zombie Duck” event.
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Zombie Duck Week will kick Shark Week’s ass.
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That antique surgical chainsaw looks like something hubby would covet. For your sake, I pray he never comes across one, because who knows what ideas it might give him. He might even try to cut down some of your fav bushes and trees, or lower the height of anything with legs he considers too long (hopefully, not yours). 😉
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I don’t think he has one of those in the basement of horrors, but I wouldn’t bet against it.
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Boredom? Not sibling rivalry, resource rage or something? They cant go to the shop for food and must work for it and compete with others for it. I doubt there’s boredom in the duck eat duck world.
I hope those women subjected to the chainsaw were given narcissistic narcotics tics- faaark.
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We’ve had ducks as pets and they were rather blasé… but bored enough to eat their brother? Not that I saw.
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Between the cannibalistic ducks and vampiric butterflies, I’ll never trust any winged creature again.
Except for flamingos, of course.
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Did you know a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance?
Of course it is! I mean, just look at them.
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I ‘ve only been retired for six months, and I’ve yet to develop a taste for human flesh. God bless flamingos.
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I hope you’re settling in to retirement easier than my husband. He still can’t get the hang of it…
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