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It’s that time of year.

Time for every social media site you visit to bombard you with Christmas gift ideas.

Don’t know what to get grumpy Uncle Ulrich? We have just the thing.

Have a hard to please MIL? No problem.

Of course with my weirdo algorithms you know the suggestions are going to be a little…. off.

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Do I need 3 bottles of anal gland spray to feel joy?

I most definitely do not.

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Will my friends and family cheerfully cherish fuzzy cat testicles clipped to their dashboard?

A few weirdos might, but in general?

No.

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