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In case you can’t see it, this is Maine’s.

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Not too disturbing when drawn, but a bit creepy when experienced in person.

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I’m right in the middle, which is where I want to be.

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I thought my state would rank higher.

Disappointing, that.

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Looks like I’m not doing enough drinking.

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Electronics seem to win the prize.

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Mark and Shelly, where do your towns stand on the cow to human scale?

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Don’t laugh. Moose will flat take you out…

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These numbers astound me. My husband and I bought our first house, a 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch, for $45,000. Granted that was in 1985 but the income to mortgage ratio was much smaller then. How many young couples starting out today can afford a half a million dollars home? It’s crazy.

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Forget where’s the beef….

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This map clearly asks where’s the cacio e pepe?

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Way to go New Hampshire.

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I’ve been to northwestern Maine and can vouch for this.

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We bypassed Paris on my one and only trip to France and did Provence and the Côte d’Azur instead. Never regretted it.

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My husband and I paid $6 for the license and tipped the Justice of the Peace $30.

41 years later… believe me when I tell you it’s not about what you spend.

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This makes no sense whatsoever.

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To be honest we never used to. Most Mainers didn’t. But now, we do… and that’s sad.

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Ever wonder what your state is talking about?

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Mine must be Stephen King inspired.

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Can’t say that’s much of a surprise.

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Well done Australia.

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When I first saw this I thought little green men,, but it was from Fox News, so that might be the wrong type of alien.

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Why, oh why… would anyone need a flamethrower?

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Good to know.

I think.

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You’re welcome.

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I have to say this first one surprised me.

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Where’s the beef?

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Striking isn’t it?

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Why are northern men taller than southerners?

Do grits stunt your growth?

This next one is for a particular blog friend who is moving to Wisconsin…

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You’re welcome.

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I lived in North Carolina for 17 years and passed cotton fields every day. Had no idea Texas was cotton country though.

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A very sad map indeed.

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Let’s explore…

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I’m surprised Maine is on the higher side of this. Must be the northern half…

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That’s beyond disturbing.

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This is even more so.

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People do love to live near the water.

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I’m surprised more states in my area aren’t green. New Englanders are traditionally frugal.

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I blame Maine’s rate on the lobster. Who wants to eat it without a pound of melted butter…

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I call foul on this first one.

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Maine has exactly one Trader Joes.

One.

Yes, it’s in our biggest city, but still.

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No in Maine. Which is fine with me.

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Maine to Man is not very amusing.

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It’s true.

Mainers do hate Massholes.

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Since we only buy craft beer, and never by the case I’m unable to comment.

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Please note I live in the county above the red in Maine and am not personally responsible for its high numbers.

Mark… can you say the same?

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