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Maps for your viewing pleasure…

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I have to say this first one surprised me.

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Where’s the beef?

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Striking isn’t it?

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Why are northern men taller than southerners?

Do grits stunt your growth?

This next one is for a particular blog friend who is moving to Wisconsin…

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You’re welcome.

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I lived in North Carolina for 17 years and passed cotton fields every day. Had no idea Texas was cotton country though.

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A very sad map indeed.

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Maps, glorious maps.

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Let’s explore…

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I’m surprised Maine is on the higher side of this. Must be the northern half…

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That’s beyond disturbing.

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This is even more so.

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People do love to live near the water.

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I’m surprised more states in my area aren’t green. New Englanders are traditionally frugal.

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I blame Maine’s rate on the lobster. Who wants to eat it without a pound of melted butter…

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Because you can never have too many maps.

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I call foul on this first one.

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Maine has exactly one Trader Joes.

One.

Yes, it’s in our biggest city, but still.

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No in Maine. Which is fine with me.

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Maine to Man is not very amusing.

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It’s true.

Mainers do hate Massholes.

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Since we only buy craft beer, and never by the case I’m unable to comment.

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Please note I live in the county above the red in Maine and am not personally responsible for its high numbers.

Mark… can you say the same?

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Map happy.

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These crazy maps make you happy, admit it.

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For those of you unfamiliar with Maine’s, let me explain.

“Lobster tomalley, often referred to as the “green stuff” inside a lobster, is the hepatopancreas, a digestive gland that functions as both the liver and pancreas. It is a delicacy for some, valued for its rich, intense flavor similar to lobster meat but more intense. However, it’s also been a subject of safety concerns due to potential environmental contaminants.”

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The green stuff is a highly debated topic in my state. Some people hate it (me!) and others love it.

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Everything toxic a lobster encounters in the sea lands there. Not my idea of a culinary treat.

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Booger Hole, West Virginia?

Say it isn’t so…

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Another reason I’m glad my part of Maine is blue.

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Wow, Maine’s Bangor seems relatively tame.

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What up Wisconsin?

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So many unhappy states.

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Weird law?

Leave it to Vermont…

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Yes, more maps.

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Because everyone loves maps.

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I have never, not once in my entire life, bought a lottery ticket.

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Those are sad numbers.

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Wow.

Texas likes their prisons.

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Trade.

It’s important.

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Mainers.

They love to hunt.

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I’ve always wanted to take an IQ test, but never have.

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For this map you’re supposed to type “Why is your state so..” and see what pops up.

I didn’t get white.

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Not sure what we’re taking so long to do, but I think I’m okay with it.

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Maps, maps and more maps.

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Because you seem to enjoy them as well.

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Maine is seriously bereft of alpacas.

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Guess we know where the maple trees live.

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I don’t think Maine is quite as coffee crazy as the rest of the country. Dunkin still rules up here.

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What up Wyoming?

Apparently, nothing.

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I’ll wear that proudly.

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Most of our moose are up north, but I’ve seen a few. Sadly, two of them had been hit by cars.

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Maine is so white bread, we don’t even have a weird name.

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Maine seems to be half dog, half cat.

You know which half we are.

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Maps no one needs.

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You don’t need them, but they’re fun.

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I can’t argue with ours.

L. L. Bean is life in Maine.

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This is disturbing, but sadly…. not surprising.

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Weirdest map topic, ever.

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Patrick Dempsey is from Lewiston and comes back often. Every September he hosts and runs in the Dempsey Challenge, a charitable event where 100% of the funds raised provide personalized, holistic services at no cost to cancer patients, their loved ones, and care partners. 18 million dollars have been raised to date.

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Apologies to women of the Southwest.

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More crazy maps.

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Simply because they’re fun.

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Evelyn?

The last Evelyn I knew in Maine died 30 years ago, at the ripe old age of 89.

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To the clearly parched western states, I’m sorry.

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I agree with this 100%.

Maine is full of Frenchmen.

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Maine men seem to be to satisfied with their packages. Southern men, not so much.

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It doesn’t surprise me Maine is on par with California. Our taxes are nuts.

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I can’t believe Maine didn’t vote for Roosevelt!

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I can’t believe Maine voted for Nixon!

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This map is disturbing.

That being said, I’m proud to live in a state who fully supported civil rights.

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Not your average map.

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A few more amusing regional maps for your consideration.

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Lewiston, Maine is an old mill town gone to seed. It tries to put on a pretty face with downtown rejuvenation projects but to my mind will always be a poor, sad relative to its coastal cousins.

If I lived there? I’d be drunk as well.

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This is a map no one really needs to see, but Italy?

What the utter hell!

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Proud to have the most trees, that’s me!

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Most excellent.

I love cows.

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Though it seems a little strange Wisconsin was singled out for cow ratio when it turns out they didn’t make the top bovine tier.

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When in Manteo…..

 

Granted, it’s not Rome.

But Manteo, North Carolina has an interesting history all it’s own.

 

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Manteo is located on Roanoke Island, site of the famous Lost Colony.

A very brief history is here.

Living in North Carolina you encounter cities, towns, streets, schools, sports teams, forests, streams, hospitals etc. etc. with the names Raleigh, Virginia Dare and Croatan. Do we know for certain what happened to those early colonists?

No, we do not.

But after visiting this National Park, reading the history and having one extremely long conversation with a Park Ranger…. I wondered why it was a mystery at all.

 

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We stood at the exact site of that early fort.

 

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Granted, there wasn’t much to see.

 

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A few humpa humpas and a sign.

 

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There was also a squirrel with a very large nut, but I’m guessing he wasn’t an original 16th century squirrel.

 

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Walking around the park we did find a theater where they hold seasonal plays.

 

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Weird diving board not withstanding…

 

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It didn’t hold our attention for long…..

 

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Even with the interesting tree branches….

 

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And lovely old live oaks.

 

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Back at the visitor center I learned the whole story and basically, it goes like this.

The first English settlers arrived in 1585. They were a military group sent by Sir Walter Raleigh to colonize the New World. They built a fort, the effort failed, they returned to England.

 

 

The second group of settlers landed in 1587. This consisted of approx 120 men, women and children. They figured they would fish for food…. but none of them were fishermen. Great plan!They met friendly Indians who totally supported and fed them for 2 years until a drought in the 3rd year left the Indians barely enough to feed themselves. The English were ticked off that the gravy train had run out, so they slaughtered the chief and stole his food. Thus ending the friendly relationship with the native population.

 

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Disease, famine, and a harsh winter all took their toll. When Governor John White sailed back to England for supplies, he had no idea a war with Spain was about to start…. and didn’t make it back for 3 years. When he returned, the colony was deserted. The only clue? The word Cro scratched into a tree and Croatan scratched into a post.

 

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Did the Indians kill all the colonists? Maybe… but I doubt it.

The Croatan were a local tribe with a history of assimilating other peoples into their society.  Later English settlers spoke of meeting blue eyed Indians.

Where’s the mystery? Sick and starving, the remaining colonists set out to find the friendly Indians and scratched Croatan as a message to those who followed.

Blue eyed natives?

What do you think they were doing for those 3 years.

 

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See? There are memes about it…

It must be true.

 

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Anyway…. the visitor center had some interesting items.

And I adore old maps. This way there be monsters….

 

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Liz was there.

 

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As was Walt….

But how about that ceiling?

 

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Made my neck hurt just thinking about painting it.

 

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And the walls?

 

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Were not just any old walls.

 

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Yes, I’m really blogging about walls.

Just go with it.

 

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A pineapple…

 

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And a flying fish (painted by none other than Governor John White, the only unlost member of the Lost Colony) later…..

 

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We left Roanoke.

 

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Drove back through the Outer Banks…

 

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Just in time for me to try and snap some sunset pics at 85mph.

 

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That didn’t work well.

 

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But the sun was perfectly poised on the horizon…

 

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As we went over the bridge…

 

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And headed back to the mainland.

Two hours into the 3 hour trip back we stopped at Cracker Barrel for a quick dinner. You’ve all been there, no pictures required.

 

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But country fried turkey? Definitely reminded me we were in the south.

They’ll fry anything!

 

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Last photo of the day is that weirdo building in Virginia I asked about previously.

Although this time it was quite colorful as we went by.