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You might even enjoy it. Stranger things have happened, trust me.
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This one is going to be fun. Here are some of the creative answers I found with the question :
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And a few of my own :
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She fell in love with a carpenter and now she gets nailed.
She fell in love with a fisherman and was instantly hooked.
She fell in love with a janitor and got swept away.
She fell in love with a farmer and enjoys getting plowed.
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Your turn!
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