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For the friends who are soured on love.

For the readers who gag at Hallmark movies.

For the people who want Cupid to shoot himself in the butt with that stupid little arrow.

The perfect loveless Valentines Day gift.

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You’re welcome.

And speaking of litter boxes?

A Valentine from your cat….

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If cat poop isn’t your thing and you’re looking for something a little more direct?

How about this…

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Nothing says I love you like targeted heart penetration.

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