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Apologies for not posting every state, some of you just aren’t that weird.

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This sounds perfectly reasonable to me. There are entirely too many fake cowboys.

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Do pickles bounce in every state, or just Connecticut?

Is my recently dormant pickle algorithm to blame for this blog?

I have questions…

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If I have any Hawaiian readers, please try this and report back.

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Okay, so that’s not very weird, but it’s my state so I’m including it.

I’m also adding this picture …. of the absolutely only billboard I’ve ever seen here. It’s on the Lisbon road heading towards Lewiston and was supposedly “grandfathered” in.

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I don’t buy that excuse. There were plenty of older billboards, someone is just too cowardly to rip down God.

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Kudos to Nebraska for their honesty.

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Finally, a reason to visit Notth Dakota.

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Do you love this as much as I do?

I’m not sure why they thought a giant plastic potato would draw tourists to their state, but I’m all in.

It also might explain something my husband and I are puzzled by every time we drive by this house…

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Yes. This is real.

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Clearly the homeowners are from Rhode Island.

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Seagulls have been known to wreak havoc here. I’ve had them steal a loaf of bread from my tote bag and dive bomb our cat. They will flat out f**k you up.

I’m definitely not spitting on one.

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