Okay, so I know I’m not young anymore.
I’m not down with what’s hip or cool to the kids these days. (Proven by the fact I still say down with, hip and cool.)
But when I saw our neighbor’s son riding his bike yesterday….
I felt a tad bewildered.
Is this a thing now?
Or has the poor boy been swallowed by a giant lime green flesh eating amoeba?
I’m not on Instagram, so if one of those annoying Kardashian chickas has made this outfit popular…
Will someone please let me know?
Because otherwise the next time I see him…. I’m going to stand on our deck and throw darts to release him from his inflatable prison.
River's world..... 
He’s wearing a “green screen” so that when he takes selfies, he can create whatever backdrop he wants! 😀
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Ha!
If it means I can put my head on Charlize Theron’s body for my next selfie? I’m in.
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As soon as you find out let us know!!! Maybe a big lime for your next Margarita???
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If that’s the case… then I really am chasing him down!
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Mmm. A wearable air mattress that cushions you when you fall off the bike?
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Makes me wonder what would happen if he filled it with helium….
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I’m guessing there’s some medical reason for that. Let us know if you ever find out what it’s for.
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Like the boy in the bubble? I don’t know, I’ve seen him out and about without it as well.
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Maybe. Or maybe it’s a cooling suit for hot days? I can’t imagine any kid wearing that if he didn’t have to.
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If it’s a cooling suit… I want one!
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😮 Have no clue what the hell that thing is, let alone why anyone would want to wear that in public. Not sure whether to laugh or run and hide…
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That was pretty much my reaction. Right after, “Damn. I have to blog that!”
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That looks crazy!
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I know… right? He looks like a green Michelin Man.
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Pathetic. How are kids to learn how to deal with pain if they are no longer allowed to feel it? Get up! Shake it off, put some antibiotics on the scratch and KEEP GOING!!
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What in the what is right. I can’t even.
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