If I should disappear without notice…..

 

This is a general heads up to my friends and followers –

In case I fall off the grid without warning.

It seems I’m a wanted woman, and may have to go on the lamb very soon.

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(That’s me trying to figure out how to kick the silly creature into gear)

The reason?

 I’ve been receiving some strange phone calls and may have to plan accordingly.

 

 

 

I have no idea what grievous crime I’ve committed….

Do the mattress people know I removed their tag?

Did the grocery store manager see me eat a grape?

 

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But clearly things are about to get real.

And if the message wasn’t bad enough…. this call came in yesterday.

 

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Time may be running out.

 

 

(For you youngins…  Attica prison?

 

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The riot in 1971?

 

 

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 It was awful, 43 people died. Read your history!)

So please, if you’re questioned… don’t tell them I ate the grape.

And wish me luck as I make my escape.

I’ve never been much of  a runner.

 

26 thoughts on “If I should disappear without notice…..”

    1. Now wait just a minute. I’m allergic to lobster and haven’t boiled one alive in years…. I don’t even watch people eat them! Our house is a lobster free zone, they have nothing to fear from me. Spread the word.

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  1. This certainly sounds like a coverup as if you don’t want Fred to know that you are running away with your boy toy for a weekend–or, maybe, even worse, your chicken toy!! (Where this came from I have no idea!! Might be because I anm up at 9:30 AM–way too early for my brain–and yes, I have one!

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