This is a general heads up to my friends and followers –
In case I fall off the grid without warning.
It seems I’m a wanted woman, and may have to go on the lamb very soon.
(That’s me trying to figure out how to kick the silly creature into gear)
I’ve been receiving some strange phone calls and may have to plan accordingly.
I have no idea what grievous crime I’ve committed….
Do the mattress people know I removed their tag?
Did the grocery store manager see me eat a grape?
But clearly things are about to get real.
And if the message wasn’t bad enough…. this call came in yesterday.
Time may be running out.
(For you youngins… Attica prison?
The riot in 1971?
It was awful, 43 people died. Read your history!)
So please, if you’re questioned… don’t tell them I ate the grape.
And wish me luck as I make my escape.
I’ve never been much of a runner.