Do you ever wonder, “Why does this crap always happen to me?”
It seems to be the story of my life. When I had a simple hospital procedure that you can go home an hour after completion? I started to bleed out, set off a code blue and heard the doctor say,
When my new car died unexpectedly a week after I bought it and had to be towed to the shop? It sat there for days because no one could figure what was wrong. The mechanics all said,
Yes. I’m the girl who goes to a party, bellies up to the buffet line… only to have the table leg collapse and crash onto her foot.
To which the host replied….
So when I went to Verizon to buy a new cell phone last week, I should have known things would not go smoothly. I chose the iPhone XR, and the tech set it up for me with no problem.
By the next day? Problem.
I think we’ve established the fact that I take a lot of pictures. And while I always upload them to my computer, I do tend to keep a lot on the phone itself. (Okay, I keep thousands of pictures. But I have the storage capacity, so who cares?)
My new phone was happily restoring from iCloud when I got home, until it wasn’t. It froze after loading less than half my pics. And if that wasn’t bad enough, I kept getting an alert message saying my storage was almost full. What? 9,304 pics on my iPhone 6 took up 2.2g of space… and now the newer, expensive A.F. better XR is saying 3,708 pics are taking up over 50g? Not possible.
So I gave it a few more days but nothing changed. Which led me to live chat with Apple support for 3 hours on a Sunday. I went through 5 different techs, a supervisor, and a senior advisor. Boy, that was like having a hot sauce enema fun. None of them knew what was going on… and to a man all said,
They even had a specialist call me on the phone and try to walk me through solutions remotely. Nothing. He kept telling me to download the new software…. which you can’t do if it’s actively restoring. When he tried to force it through my computer, the session timed out.
I know we have a broadband connection out here in Boonsville, but still,
The Apple geniuses were stumped. And I wasn’t pleased.
The specialist basically washed his hands of me, told me to take it back to Verizon and oh yeah, when I figured out what the problem was… call back and explain it to them.
Bright and early Monday morning I was at Verizon bitching up a storm, only to have their tech tell me he had over 12,000 pics on his XR and… you guessed it,
He conferred with all the other techs and they decided it was a speed and/or interruption issue. When they had set the phone up in the store it was drawing on their high speed connection, when I left the store it was drawing on my cellular data, and when I got home it was drawing on my slow as a Wal Mart line at Christmas broadband wifi. That’s 3 different speeds and basically there was so much being pushed…. it said screw this went haywire. They fiddled with the phone, did some ninja warrior tech stuff I couldn’t keep up with and got the storage level back to normal at 1.47 g. But I still only had half my pics and that was the original problem!
I was told to go home, wipe the phone completely back to default and start a new restore while on a steady, one source connection. It was also suggested I go into iCloud and delete unwanted photos. ( WTF? Is there such a thing? )
So here I sit, slogging through 9,304 iCloud pictures unhappily hitting delete at the speed of …
And you wonder why I drink?
I feel for you and understand your frustrations. Bourbon is always a nice choice. I have an old iPhone SE that I won’t give up because I have no interest in finding how the new ones won’t do the most basic things, while forcing me to do new things I don’t want to do. Cheers!
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The sad part is, I’m loving the phone itself. Just wish the damn thing would restore properly. I wiped it to default and am playing the waiting game again to see if it will work. At the rate it’s loading it will take a friggin’ month.
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I know why you drink .. now. You want suggestion for not keeping all your photos on your phone? Seriously does anyone still do that… 🙂 Did a similar thing to my toe/not foot. This means you are 5 times worse than me.
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The sad thing is… I don’t keep them all on the phone. I. Just. Have. So. Many.
😑
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I’m eager to know if it finally worked? Did alllllllll your pictures eventually upload?
Btw, loving the blue nail polish on your stubbed toes. 🙂
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I wiped it late Thursday afternoon. It’s now mid morning Saturday. Total count loaded to date? 1,869 pictures, 23 videos.
*sigh*
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Oh dear….Sheesh! What a headache.
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The worst part is I have to keep it at home hooked to the slow wifi until it’s done. I’m phoneless whenever I go out, ack!
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😱That means you can’t take any pictures for us to see….😨…I’m over here having a conniption.😰
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If there’s one thing you don’t have to worry about here… it’s lack of photographs. I won’t live long enough to post them all!
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😂
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In these cases, the best advice is: “Don’t just do something, stand there.” Going all catatonic is an excellent strategy.
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I think it’s the only option now.
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Lol omg your life! I got the 164 gigs so my phone could handle War and Peace if I downloaded it. Which I would never. Lol cheers Gurl!! Let us know how it works out! 🍹
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I may be too old and frail to type by then….
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😂
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I don’t have a “smart” phone . . . smart, eh? 😆
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At times… yes. But I swear I feel naked without mine.
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How big is it?
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Hey, you’re a man. Aren’t you supposed to be saying size doesn’t matter?
😉
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Lol, but I’m and old man – so nothing matters
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Then you’d be the first!
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Well the dead mouse still frees the cheese
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Perhaps, but was it the size of the cheese that led him to his doom?
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Lol
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All you HAVE to save are food pictures–nothing else—and you wouldn’t have any problems!!!
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You mean YOU wouldn’t have any problems!
😉
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Technology is great…for giving you a migraine.
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It is that….
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Oh that is awful. Just awful. You have my sympathy. I hate the time suck of when things don’t work.
Also, feel better, I share your luck. Seriously. You are not alone. It doesn’t help my “she’s crazy” vibe, either. It happens. To us.
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Nice to know I’m not alone, but a word of advice? Give the buffet tables a wide berth from now on. Apparently they fight back.
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Roger that!
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Wait…. you mean you can take photographs with telephones these days? What would Alexander Graham Bell think about this unintended use of his prized invention?
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I think he would be pleased. Unless they take too long to download… then he’d be pulling his hair out like me.
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I duzn’t wunder whyz yew drink.
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Becawz yew’ve known me tooz long!
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yppers!
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Oh my god my anxiety is through the roof just reading this. I’m half convinced WordPress isn’t going to let me even post this comment, but…that never happens….
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If you hang around me long enough…. everything that’s not supposed to happen will happen.
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