Vacation posts are over, (for a while anyway) and it’s time to get back to normal, every day nonsensical blogging.
I have lots of odd stuff to catch up on , so let’s get started shall we?
#1… A while back my husband had his truck restored and painted. It cost a fortune, but he loves that old thing. And apparently, so did this robin.
Every morning at 6:00am ( before the snow started to fly) this bird showed up.
He’d hop all over the bed, then the cab… pooping on everything.
He got very aggressive and fought off other birds if they flew too near.
The little bastard even dive bombed me a few times.
#2… And speaking of dinosaurs,
We had a visiting Pterodactyl.
(Okay, it was a raven I named Roderick, but damn. He was big.)
*Note to self – buy bigger bird bath.*
#3… I saw this in a parking lot last month –
Clearly this man had been waiting for a long time.
#4… Good news!
I finally found a pair of jeans made for women who eat too many double stuff Oreos real women.
#5… Remember the mutant brain abomination that was growing on my driveway?
Well, we came home from vacation….
And found it dead.
It had turned brown, shriveled up and fallen off it’s stalk. Which was quite a relief.
Until I started thinking that maybe it just….
Hatched.
#6….. You know it’s Christmas time in Maine when you see the holiday trees popping up everywhere.
Of course, in Maine… trees are made from lobster crates, so make of that what you will.
#7…. And speaking of Christmas, here’s a great gift idea from Vermont.
Because nothing says I love you better than a wheel of cheese, and a cow you don’t have to clean up after.
You’re welcome.
River's world..... 
Be aware… whatever that was growing, has now shed its skin.
Watch out!
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That’s what I’m afraid of!
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I rather like the lobster crate tree. It’s so symmetrical and practical. As for muffin top jeans, isn’t that what Spanx are for? De-muffin yourself first with them, then any jeans will fit!
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Until menopause I never had need of a de-muffining. Now? It looks like a dozen blueberry crumble down there.
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Never a dull moment in your existence. I want to be you. 😂
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Not too much glamour out here in the country…. you may want to rethink that!
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Bird #1: Have you seen the new Ford Ranger pickup?
Bird #2: Seen it? Heck, I made a deposit on one yesterday.
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#1… it’s a 1990 F150 XLT with an 8 foot bed. All original.
#2…. that bird will never have to worry about being overdrawn with all the deposits he’s made!
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…so if we don’t hear from you for a few days………………….?
Send a posse looking for a wild killer mushroom??
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You mean body-less mutant brains.
Yes.
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ok then!
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I call ’em like I see ’em.
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I think the mutant alien egg thingie was the first thing I saw on your blog… I had actually forgotten about it after the world’s longest slide show. Don’t forget my squirrel pictures! 🙂
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I posted about mutant abominations and you decided to follow me? Interesting…. there may be an untapped market out there I haven’t reached yet.
Yes, squirrel pictures. They’re on the (very long) list!
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” the bed, then the cab… pooping on everything.” That’s a bird’s parttime job!!!
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Well, he was working overtime!
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Great post, made me laugh. Oh and yes, it hatched…
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Holy Hell! If that’s what happened, it’s a damn good thing we were on vacation…..
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I’m loving this nonsense 🤣🤣
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Thanks. I’ve always got plenty to share…..
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Excellent! I’m looking forward to reading it 👍
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It really is another world over there….
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And we like it that way!
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Love your new header . . . and your miniature birdbath with that petite black bird on it!
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Thanks… I try to keep my header season appropriate. 🙂
As for the bath, it didn’t look so miniature until he showed up!
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That is one BIG BIRD!
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They are. You don’t realize it until they land and you see them in proportion to other birds and objects. Yikes!
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When he flies, he tends to block out the sun.
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I love your blog. I love the lobster crate tree, I’m glad that growth fell apart, those jeans will lead me to Google, and I do so like your fat feisty robin, poo and all.
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And I like that you like it …. poo and all.
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Hey, frand! I closed my WordPress account, so wanted you to know I’m still lurking and reading, even if I don’t comment! My new blog is at https://themidnightgoose.blogspot.com
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Whaaaat? That is not what I want to hear first thing Monday morning! Bad blogger. Bad….
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I found a way to circumvent WordPress’ desire for me to not comment/like things! Yay! Crisis averted!
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So, what happened with WordPress? Do they not find you as frickin’ delightful as we do…
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