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With a title like that, you know I’m all in.
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I seriously need this in my life.
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Migraines shmigraines. I need this for menopausal hot flashes.
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Come on… who doesn’t want a pickle topped bottle of Cabernet?
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This isn’t weird…. it’s bloody genius.
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I can think of of least 5 people who deserve the gift of a dirt candle.
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Yes, they’ll scrub your pan clean of yesterday’s omelette, but imagine the joy of using these babies as back scratchers. Heaven.
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I’m not sure I need monthly reminding, but positive reinforcement is good for the soul.
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River's world..... 
Methinks thou hast too much time on thine hands. Instead of all that weirdo stuff, you should occupy your mind by contemplating your navel or the collected wisdom of Charlie Chan, which includes such sayings as…..
“Truth fits like duck’s foot in mud pond.”
“Smart fly keep out of gravy.”
“Woman’s heart is like needle at bottom of sea.”
You’re welcome.
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I shall contemplate these plums of wisdom and get back to you.
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If you have a tool to clean the whisk, pickle bottle stoppers, a Badass journal? I’m so in! 😁
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I thought you might be..
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Someone once gave my boss a set of very expensive wine stoppers. He looked at them and said “what do you do with these?”
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The heathen!
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He said he never had a bottle that wasn’t emptied the same day it was opened.
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Oh. Then my type of fellow….
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I am closer to 70 than to 50, and other than the “badass” thingy, I find the rest to be garage box fillers
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Ah, the garage. Repository of waffle irons and bread makers the world over.
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Rumor most universes are blessed with an abundance of weird. It is no use running. Except to build up a thirst that requires quenching.
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If you can’t beat ‘em….
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Lmao I have that ice hat for migraines AND hot flashes. It works. 😂
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Do you really? Too funny!
I may need photographic proof…
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Lmao yes! I bought it last year when my migraines were bad. I love it now. I don’t get as many headaches anymore and I use it only for hot flashes at night. 😂
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That’s awesome.
Still need a pic of you in it though..
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I’m on it. 😉
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The ice beanie could be a good replacement for all those people who wear tin foil hats to avoid aliens from reading their minds. Certainly more fashionable.
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An added bonus, that.
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River, Please send me the ice hat, the gloves and someone to give me a massage. The massage therapist must not be weird! Is that too much to ask? Oh, and for free, please! 🙂 Mona
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It’s too much to ask, at least of me.
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The problem with wine stoppers is, my fridge shelves aren’t tall enough to accommodate bottles with them. This is why I usually stick with screw-top wines.
Also, because I’m a cheap bastard.
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I hear ya. While I’m not a huge wine drinker at home, we do love to visit vineyards and do tastings and come home with bottles.
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So much to say. First, I’m going to stop worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster because my allegiance is now to The Great Ototo. Second, a pickle-shaped wine bottle stopper might shock your guests, but think what a real pickle would do. (Hmmm… ideas forming…) Third, that dirt candle? It just went into my Amazon shopping cart. My favorite flavors of Jelly Bellies are grass and dirt (which don’t appear to exist anymore, sadly). In the middle of winter here in MN (and probably ME, too), there’s nothing like the smell of dirt and grass. Once had a basil candle, too. It was just like I was out in the garden. Also no longer available. The dirt candle is expensive, but if it’s as good as the review say, I’ll write to the candle maker and request grass and basil.
Hey wait. Rivergirl, this is at least the second thing you’ve influenced me to purchase – the Photo Ark and now this candle. You are SUCH an influencer!
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The thought of me being an internet influencer is a terrifying thought. And while I would love a grass or basil scented candle, I’ll let you fill your house with the smell of dirt…. enjoy.
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It will go in our new sunroom, which is being built as we speak (along with a new mudroom, whose cabinets are being delivered today). I’ve been able to empathize with all your remodeling ups and downs, as we are going through them ourselves, but in our case we’re not doing the work ourselves. My barely-started post is already titled: Can’t Travel? Do Home Construction Instead!
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At times I like being able to do things ourselves. But you’ll note I don’t let the husband do any work inside the house. His finish work leaves a lot to be desired.
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