Weirdo products? I’m your girl.

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With a title like that, you know I’m all in.

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I seriously need this in my life.

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Migraines shmigraines. I need this for menopausal hot flashes.

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Come on… who doesn’t want a pickle topped bottle of Cabernet?

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This isn’t weird…. it’s bloody genius.

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I can think of of least 5 people who deserve the gift of a dirt candle.

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Yes, they’ll scrub your pan clean of yesterday’s omelette, but imagine the joy of using these babies as back scratchers. Heaven.

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I’m not sure I need monthly reminding, but positive reinforcement is good for the soul.

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27 thoughts on “Weirdo products? I’m your girl.”

  1. Methinks thou hast too much time on thine hands. Instead of all that weirdo stuff, you should occupy your mind by contemplating your navel or the collected wisdom of Charlie Chan, which includes such sayings as…..

    “Truth fits like duck’s foot in mud pond.”
    “Smart fly keep out of gravy.”
    “Woman’s heart is like needle at bottom of sea.”

    You’re welcome.

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  2. So much to say. First, I’m going to stop worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster because my allegiance is now to The Great Ototo. Second, a pickle-shaped wine bottle stopper might shock your guests, but think what a real pickle would do. (Hmmm… ideas forming…) Third, that dirt candle? It just went into my Amazon shopping cart. My favorite flavors of Jelly Bellies are grass and dirt (which don’t appear to exist anymore, sadly). In the middle of winter here in MN (and probably ME, too), there’s nothing like the smell of dirt and grass. Once had a basil candle, too. It was just like I was out in the garden. Also no longer available. The dirt candle is expensive, but if it’s as good as the review say, I’ll write to the candle maker and request grass and basil.

    Hey wait. Rivergirl, this is at least the second thing you’ve influenced me to purchase – the Photo Ark and now this candle. You are SUCH an influencer!

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    1. The thought of me being an internet influencer is a terrifying thought. And while I would love a grass or basil scented candle, I’ll let you fill your house with the smell of dirt…. enjoy.

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      1. It will go in our new sunroom, which is being built as we speak (along with a new mudroom, whose cabinets are being delivered today). I’ve been able to empathize with all your remodeling ups and downs, as we are going through them ourselves, but in our case we’re not doing the work ourselves. My barely-started post is already titled: Can’t Travel? Do Home Construction Instead!

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      2. At times I like being able to do things ourselves. But you’ll note I don’t let the husband do any work inside the house. His finish work leaves a lot to be desired.
        🤣

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