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Apologies in advance to my male readers. Continue at your own risk… and remember, you were warned.
My girlfriend and I went to a discount store last week called Mardens. Personally, I can’t stand the place. They have aisle after aisle of cheap discontinued goods that make Wal Mart look like Neiman Marcus… but it’s a Maine staple and she loves trying to find the gold amidst the junk. While she was treasure hunting? I saw this:
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And pardon my childless ignorance, but it just looked… wrong. I figured it was some kind of nursing bra and because I value you my loyal reader… I did some research.
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And I think it’s safe to say I was a trifle…. befuddled.
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Is it me, or does this look vaguely weaponized?
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A hands free pumping bra…. for when you want to be hooked up to a bovine milking machine and cruise Instagram at the same time.
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River's world..... 
Good Lord no.
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Afraid so. Yes.
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It made me think of the fembots from Austin Powers. Pew pew!
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I never saw that movie… but the mental image I’m getting isn’t good.
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Please, please, please Google it.
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Ha! Watched the video…. and I can only conclude the maker of that bra did as well.
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Ha! I was thinking the same thing!
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OK … I am officially non-plussed …
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Well, I did warn you.
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In the immortal words of Phoebe Buffalo, “MY EYES, MY EYES!”
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That was my featured photo… did you see it?
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YES! That’s what made me think of it! lol
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Uhhhhhh….
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Apologies to only the male readers? Cheesus Crust that’s just wrong on so many levels. But then again I never breast fed my boys so wha do I know? 🤢
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I ‘ve never had the pleasure either, but you’re right. It’s still looks… wrong.
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They’ve upgraded nursing bras, apparently, since I had my kids. Looks just as uncomfortable as the ones I had available. But I didn’t pump, so…🤷♀️
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The only thing that befuddles me is how somebody who just gave birth has a body like that? Methinks there isn’t much truth in advertising here…
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What? Misrepresentation from Madison Avenue…. I’m shocked.
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This was not invented by a man, of this I am sure.
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Which is ironic, because I’m sure the underwire torture device was…
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why not just let it all hang out? What are we covering? I always thought the nipples were what offended offendable people and clearly, the nips are doing some work while wearing this contraption.
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It’s beyond ridiculous…. and rather frightening at the same time.
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