I’m sorry, but I have to.

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Apologies in advance to my male readers. Continue at your own risk… and remember, you were warned.

My girlfriend and I went to a discount store last week called Mardens. Personally, I can’t stand the place. They have aisle after aisle of cheap discontinued goods that make Wal Mart look like Neiman Marcus… but it’s a Maine staple and she loves trying to find the gold amidst the junk. While she was treasure hunting? I saw this:

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And pardon my childless ignorance, but it just looked… wrong. I figured it was some kind of nursing bra and because I value you my loyal reader… I did some research.

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And I think it’s safe to say I was a trifle…. befuddled.

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Is it me, or does this look vaguely weaponized?

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A hands free pumping bra…. for when you want to be hooked up to a bovine milking machine and cruise Instagram at the same time.

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22 thoughts on “I’m sorry, but I have to.”

  1. They’ve upgraded nursing bras, apparently, since I had my kids. Looks just as uncomfortable as the ones I had available. But I didn’t pump, so…🤷‍♀️

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  2. why not just let it all hang out? What are we covering? I always thought the nipples were what offended offendable people and clearly, the nips are doing some work while wearing this contraption.

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