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My husband has a childhood friend named Dick. As you can imagine, going through life with that name requires a sense of humor. He has one, and figures if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So when I run across Dick jokes? I have to share. The following requires using the predictive text on your phone and some of the answers were a hoot.
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Here’s mine:
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Truer words were never spoken.
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Is it wrong I find these amusing?
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Or saluted. Tough call.
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And here I thought Dicks didn’t take time off.
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That’s one way to look at it. Or them…
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The way people are these days? I’m not sure that will work.
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A manufactured product. Does that mean Wal Mart has them on sale?
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Poor Dick, apparently not everyone is a fan.
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Heck, we’ve all been there.
Funny side note? I blogged this from my phone and every time I typed Dick… it was changed to Duck. Every. Single. Time.
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River's world..... 
Duck…..ALWAYS happens on the phone 😡.
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I constantly have my “for” turned into “fur” as well.
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Dick is a great place to work for and I am very excited about this opportunity.
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As well you should be.
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Dick is the point where you will find the best way for your business. 🤨🤔
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Is that like water divining?
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Yes. Dick will point the way…
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My dad’s younget brother used to go by the name Dick. About 20 years ago we all had to get used to calling him “Rick.”
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Way back when Dick was a perfectly acceptable name.
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Dick is the best one to get a new one of the most of the time.
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Dick replacement? Interesting…
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I got the “is abundant and low value” prediction, which saddened me because I was expecting more. Which reminds me of many Dicks that I have encountered…
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Abundant? Well, we can’t argue with that. But low value shows a nationwide lack of self esteem.
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If it quacks like a duck it might not be a dick.
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But then again, it might. The world is a strange place..
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and there are some very strange dicks in it too
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For the love of all that is holy, why not just go by Richard? I have a great sense of humor too, but I’d have changed my name the first day I was legally allowed to.
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oh my…few are born a Dick! I dated a true dick but his name was Richie…my nephew could be a Dick but he was smart enough to choose Rich or Richie If a child given the name Richard at birth chooses Dick…or is given that name at birth…doomed!
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Speaking of “TWISTED”:
“Tricky Dick” was a crooked prick who had the Watergate ‘fix’ in….
But icky Donald Trump is a sicker dick by far than President Nixon.
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As it’s hard to be more of a dick than Dick.
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Hilarious post! Many a truth is said in jest, j/s.
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I do these all the time. They are funny
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Mine changed to duck too.
My predictive text was:
Dick is okay but it’s not good. 😂
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I suppose that’s a matter of opinion.
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True that. LMAO
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