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Yes, again. Humor me and play along.
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Those dastardly criminals better watch out.
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I was in the middle of giving myself a pedicure… so I guess I’ll slather the burglars with foot cream and hope they’ll be too slippery to burgle.
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Let’s play!
River's world..... 
While I hope neither of us gets burgled I think you’d fare better. The closest thing to me is a book and I don’t think anyone’s ever been stopped by, “Don’t make me read to you!”
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I suppose you could bore them to death if the story is sub par. Good luck!
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Well……..it’s a box cutter…..so, I think I’m good. I’m unpacking right now, I’ve been unpacking for over a week…🙄
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You’re definitely well defended. Though I don’t envy you the unpacking… that’s work!
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Few things more dangerous than a huntress with a box knife!
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Lol, I think so Brother Tom!! Nice to hear from you!
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They are getting squirted with water from my Purple Squirt Bottle. In your face, Burglar!
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Hopefully they’ll melt like the wicked witch…..
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I would have a blanket or 1/2 bottle of tea.
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I suppose you could use the blanket to hide, but the tea doesn’t sound very dangerous.
😉
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Maybe my burglar will be thirsty and enjoy non-sweetened drinks. Lol
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Well, guess I’m screwed cause all I have is a can of seltzer water. Or, I suppose I could pick up my side table and throw it at them.
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A properly aimed can of seltzer… thrown with enough force might be sufficient.
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Theoretically, everyone who is right handed should be answering
“my mouse” if they are on a desktop. I am. But absent that obvious answer, I would be stapling them to the wall.
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I tend to blog from my phone so everywhere and everything is fair game. But a stapler could work…
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It’s only a coffee cup this morning, but it’s one with 6 different superheroes on it (and one of ’ems a Hulk) so I think I got this. 😉
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I thought the Hulk was made of rock hard stone? Turns out is ceramic. who knew?
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Good to know you’re well protected.
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Our cats loved to have raccoons visit!
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Our raccoons only come at night so he rarely sees them.
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A pen. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Well, you didn’t really like that big flat screen TV anyway…
🤣
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