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You wished thought I forgot? No such luck.
Time to test your goat knowledge!
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The book’s answer is here:
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But if you want better, and much more creative answers? Check out the blog I… or rather my screaming goat… inspired.
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https://morepotatoes.com/2021/07/06/reasons-to-buy-a-screaming-goat-toy/
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No peeking at the first photo.
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Puny humans. We don’t scream nearly as well either.
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I was a little disappointed with this answer.
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Only 5? I was hoping it was 15 so I could hire a goat to wash the barn windows.
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There’s a goat legend? How did I not know this…
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And finally…
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If you’ve ever watched a goat eat a tin can you know he needs more than one.
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I think that’s a nice way to say goats might need to order the fart blanket I profiled a while back.
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River's world..... 
I am NOT doing a list on “fart blankets”…
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You mean you haven’t already…?
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If all that doesn’t get my goat, I don’t know what does …
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Whatever floats your goat.
😉
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Have you seen the goats that when spooked freeze up and fall over?
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Fainting goats! Yes. A neurological disorder, but it’s hard not to laugh…
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Funny as hell!
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I was expecting “Like Kermit The Frog’s” to be one of the answers for “What shape are goats’ eyes?” That’s what they always remind me of and I feel they’re very perceptive which is why I believe that bit about goats discovering coffee.
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Does Kermit have goat eyes… I can’t remember.
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They’re not square but unusually shaped.
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If I weren’t an old goat, I could jump 5 feet high. When I was a kid, I could leap tall buildings in a single bound….or was that Supergoat? Now that I’m an old Sillygoat, I can hardly get up the energy to write these Billyant comments. Lucky you.
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Here we goat again….
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Weekly goat knowledge it’s needed 😁
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And I’m always happy to share…
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Well, I got nothing right. Oh well, learned new facts.
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My life is now complete with this knowledge. Thank you. 😉
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The next time you win a goat themed trivia game, think of me…. and smile.
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The goat legend is one I’ve heard before.
Thanks, Goats! And Kaldi!
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You forgot the most important question: “How many Super Bowls have GOATs won?”
The answer is seven, RG. Tom Brady has won Seven Super Bowls. 😏
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A Super Bowl played by real goats? Now there’s tv worth watching..
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Three out of five ain’t baa-aad.
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But that pun is.
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