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The Screaming Goat quiz

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You wished thought I forgot? No such luck.

Time to test your goat knowledge!

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The book’s answer is here:

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But if you want better, and much more creative answers? Check out the blog I… or rather my screaming goat… inspired.

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https://morepotatoes.com/2021/07/06/reasons-to-buy-a-screaming-goat-toy/

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No peeking at the first photo.

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Puny humans. We don’t scream nearly as well either.

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I was a little disappointed with this answer.

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Only 5? I was hoping it was 15 so I could hire a goat to wash the barn windows.

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There’s a goat legend? How did I not know this…

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And finally…

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If you’ve ever watched a goat eat a tin can you know he needs more than one.

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I think that’s a nice way to say goats might need to order the fart blanket I profiled a while back.

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I told you I would.

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Because no man cave bar is complete without one.

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Yes, I bought the screaming goat.

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And as thrilling as that was, I admit to being a tad disappointed in his miniature stature.

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Here, let me save you the trouble.

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Annoying friends is a super power I already possess, but whatever.

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Ten reasons? I bought a screaming goat! Why wouldn’t I press the button.

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Alrighty then. Behold the majesty….

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Admit it, you’re jealous and want one of your very own. But wait, there’s more.

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So tell me, is anyone interested in taking the goat quiz?

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Products I think I have to buy.

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For blog fodder research purposes if nothing else.

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I’m guessing they meant to say bad mood, but either way …. a screaming goat seems like the perfect companion to ride out the rest of this abominable year.

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A book of delightful goat facts? Perfect.

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Screaming goat placement is everything.

And hey, when you already have a flying poop drone…. a screaming goat doesn’t even raise eyebrows.

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The other product I might have to buy?

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A carbonated bubbling face mask?

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Show of hands…. how many people want to see that selfie?

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