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Yes, we’re still doing these.
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The easy answer is dust bunnies, but let’s actually take a look. I’ve been known to use the space under our bed for storage so there’s no telling what we’ll find.
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As of today, there are two things. A box of extra dishes….
Because #1 – you can never have too many dishes. And #2 – when the current pattern you’re using hits the sale rack, you stock up.
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The other item crammed under our bed is a turntable used to convert vinyl into MP3 files. The husband bought it for my birthday a while back because I have a massive album collection. He also bought me the iPod that holds 35,000 plus songs…. so I spent countless hours ( read days, weeks, months ) playing and converting the obscure music of my youth.
Moon Martin? Check!
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The Flying Burrito Bothers? Sure.
And man, did I love me some Del Fuegos.
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So fess up, what’s under your bed?
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Ahh those questions. My scroll button has this keep on scrolling feature. It resists both cute and dumb and everything in between. So really there is something called the other side of the mattress ? Absolutely fascinating. I will have to look that up next time I am on the National Geographic web site. Unless I intentionally forget. However it is one of the 10,001 reasons I do not love FB. Oh look suggested for me !
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Well, I’m glad your scroll on by button isn’t operational here…
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We have to check and see that you made it back out safely. Whew that was a close one better sit down and have a tonic.
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It’s a little early, but if you insist…
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Speaking of which please hold a tonic at ready. I am about to go in there to check on the latest daylily posts. Except there will be so much more un-posts and suggest for me stuff I hope I make it back out. Crash helmet, check, seat belt fastened, check, BS and WTF warning lights operational, check….
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Once more unto the breach dear friends…
Good luck.
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Under my bed? Socks and a rifle that doesn’t work.
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The question is… do the socks still work?
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Nothing much to see here, just a couple of guitar cases. Well, one and a gig bag.
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No gigging lately I take it?
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No gigging ever, I play it wrong.
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Dust bunnies, of course. Lost used Kleenexes. And a Rolling Muscle Massage Bar Thingie that supposedly when you roll it on your thighs or calves makes your muscles feel better, but I’ve yet to experience it. Hence, it stays under the bed.
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At one point I had a rowing machine under our bed. Which now that I think about it… is where most of my exercise equipment ends up.
🤣
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A 48 gallon fresh water tank.
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Impressive.
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🤔………16 pairs of heels that are gathering a herd of dust bunnies and a box of shotgun shells. No shotgun….just the shells.
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Shoes and shells. You really are a southern girl.
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👍🤠
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…………….uh…………….*quick run!! before I have to remember your name and put it in this post!!*……………uh………….nobod…I mean nothing under my bed!!
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Nice try.
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gotta give me credit for coming up with the funniest answer right?? RIGHT?? HELLO???
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Right. An A for creativity…
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Thank you. *hands her an apple*
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*Which she puts in some white wine and starts a sangria….*
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ooooooooooooh I like how you think!!!
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A chair.
Seriously. No, we don’t require a ladder to climb into bed; it’s a collapsible papasan. I kinda regret explaining that though.
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As do I.
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Dust bunnies and an obscure breed of large white dog that has taken up residence there …
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Perfect!
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You would find an envelope with $20 dollars in it. It is for you. My thanks for cleaning the dust that has accumulated.
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I’m sure I could remove the envelope without disturbing your dust.
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Well, the joke would be on you, Rivergirl! No dust will be there, and neither will the $20, but it will be fun to watch you try anyway!
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Nada! Nil! Nothing! Not even dust bunnies!
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Where’s the fun in that?
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Absolutely nothing, not even air. As a hippie I learned to love sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Age has required the mattress to be a little higher, so now we have the box spring on the floor and the mattress on top of that. I personally have never owned or used a bed, unless you count the waterbed frame that also sat on the floor. No “under the bed” for this old hippie, who know what gremlins would be living there if they had the chance.
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My husband had a waterbed when I married him, many moons ago. I hated that thing but since it was still functional he wouldn’t part with it…. Until a cold winter’s night a year later when the heater died. We both woke up shivering and that was the end of liquid slumber.
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My then wife and I woke up soaking wet. Normally cat claws could not get through the mattress skin, but one night a cat dropped his favourite treat and it went below the top level of the mattress. He dug and dug and dug until his claws burst through the skin, and with two bodies lying on it the water gushed out. The waterbed vanished the next day.
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Definitely worse, you win!
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Actually, I lost. I loved that watered.
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I remember an old movie or two in which the husband would look under the bed for a guy he took to be his wife’s lover…but of course, that wouldn’t pass censorship in those days — the would-be lover was actually Stan Laurel hiding from trouble caused by Oliver Hardy (it was funnier than it sounds).
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Maybe I need to look harder….
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There is nothing under the bed. Nada. Zilch.
Years ago I would have said “TIGGER is under the bed.” That was his favorite place to catch some ZZZ’s.
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Nothing? Well done!
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One hard guitar case, one gig bag and a case of assorted effects pedals. BWOWOWOWAAAAA!
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