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I stumbled across an article recently that made me snort.
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And it got me wondering..
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Exactly how drunk do you have to be to think this is a good place to park your boat?
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How drunk do you have to be?
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I stumbled across an article recently that made me snort.
.
.
And it got me wondering..
.
.
Exactly how drunk do you have to be to think this is a good place to park your boat?
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River's world..... 
Same as the idiots who drive cars….
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I’m going to say two kegs of beer and five bottles of Jack drunk. That’s how we’d explain how much we drank when I was in high school…..🤣
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Maybe it was high tide when he parked?
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It was not.
But thanks for playing..
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I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt!
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Sad part of it all? They get to vote.
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I LOVE YOU, MAN!
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I doubt he was loving life afterwards…
🤣
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… obviously a brake failure …
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Obviously.
😈
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Brilliant 🙂
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Wow, he tyed or tied one on. Did he mistake the parking lot for a hill? Scary what else he might not see.
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Or should I say “an island” for the lot?
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I have no idea what he was aiming for. No marina or dock for miles.
🤷♀️
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“Your Honor, the island suddenly moved right in front of me and I couldn’t stop in time.”
After all, it’s his word against the island’s. CASE DISMISSED!
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I hate when that happens.
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We’re there any other survivors on the island?
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He was married and had 3 single women on board. Did he survive his spouse’s wrath is the question.
😉
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That’s precious.
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