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2022 may be a brand new year, but there are still plenty of leftover stupid products to choose from.
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Why not just wear your husband’s jock strap and call it good?
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The banana bed is trending everywhere?
Lord Dudley Mountcatten disagrees… and would never be caught dead in one.
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So I’ve been wasting time and money taking acupuncture treatments twice a week when all I should be doing is walking on rocks? Why didn’t anyone tell me!
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Because the spork is so passé.
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Okay, you got me.
The Nachosaurus is simply delightful.
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River's world..... 
Ok, let us start with the Greco Roman wrestling helmet….I do use a CPAP, and they are designed to stop snoring, so why the need to double up and look like an athletes crotch in the locker room? Next, the Phalic looking banana bed. Enough said. Lastly, the rocks – I have walked on rocks. They are not soothing, but they sure do know where the pressure points are.
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I have no answer to your question. None whatsoever.
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After the cat bed was invented, the spouse of the inventor said, “I asked for banana BREAD”
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Ha!
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Back in the old days one had to stay up late at night to see these commercials. Now with the internet you can get sold all kinds of crap 24 x 7. Kinda makes you wonder how people were able survive back then…
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See all the time and late night viewing I save you by blogging?
It’s a public service really..
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Up hill both ways… you are a saint.
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I’ve often said that, but no one ever agrees.
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If one is going to be called no one it is imperative to agree…
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I tried 4 different types of CPAP machine, but finally I donated them all to charity. They not only did NOT stop my snoring, nor did they make me stop breathing every few seconds, but they made my colds last months instead of days or weeks. Since I ditched the CPAP machines I still don’t sleep any better, but at least I have healthier lungs. Coming from a once upon a time smoker of around 75 cigarettes a day, I think healthy lungs are priceless.
About the stegosaurus, I have only only question: Who has to refill it everytime it gets low in chips? Are they really going to take the time to make them look like an extinct dinosaur? Two questions? So sue me!
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Healthy lungs are definitely priceless. And maybe it’s just a decorative Stego….
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I actually like the Chork! That would be fun for pasta or sticky rice.
The Dinosaur thing is cool but I am not into Dinosaurs.
As for the Cat Bed? If I liked Bananas, maybe
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Those stone sandals don’t look like they work and maybe more painful than to alleviate pain. It’s a lawsuit waiting to happen if you ask me. The banana bed isn’t something a cat would use, at least that’s what Charlie said while looking over my shoulder reading the post with me. The nachsaurous, YES!!
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If I had all the money I’ve spent on ridiculous cat beds they never use…?
We’re talking Mercedes.
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lol, if only I could roll my eyes, these products certainly deserve that 🙂 But then again, there was always the “pet rock”…
I wonder if the slippers should also be advertised as “and spread pebbles in your home”, since how long do you think it’ll be before those pebbles detach from the slippers and create lego-like hazards? 🙂
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I had a pet rock! And a mood ring! Proof positive there’s no such thing as too stupid a product. Someone will buy them.
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I once did a weeklong blog challenge in which I had to eat every single meal with a spork. So, take a wild guess which product I love the most here??
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Wow! Then again, there was some crazy “inventions” back in the 70’s and 80’s as well. Oh and I saw one of those things for snoring when I was at work one day not too far back ago. I sent the picture to my husband because well, he is loud. It was a joke, but not a joke. Would of never bought it though. lol!
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I’m thinking thru all started as jokes.. and then people bought them.
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Apparently, I don’t understand comfort…
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And you’re not missing a thing.
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Trending banana hammock for your cats? I disagree.
Yes, the nachosaurus is adorable and necessary.
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You can’t go wrong with a dinosaur food delivery system.
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I’m all over that chork. I can eat with chopsticks to a certain point, but then there’s just a little bit of food left and I can’t pick it up with the chopsticks and I have to get get a fork to finish the meal. So annoying.
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Happy to help!
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