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Because I have written proof some of you love these.
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I could say he left the top off the toothpaste or the toilet seat up, but that seems like an extreme reaction for such a small infraction.
Think I’ll go with one that’s bound to get him tossed to the curb, never mind his clothes ….
“He told me this dress does make my butt look big.”
So what do you think he did?
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River's world..... 
He sent me a text meant for the girlfriend I didn’t know he had….
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Ouch!
😳
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He bought her a bottle of his mother’s perfume.
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Ewww! That’s bad….
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sarcastically said he LIKED his food burned.
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A guarantee of eviction right there.
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… told her to not worry her pretty little head about it …
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Them’s fighting’ words.
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Or: You may go to those women’s meetings as long as your chores are done …
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Them’s stabbing with a sharp knife words….
😉
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“Hey honey, I think you just might have your first gray hair.”
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That’s living dangerously for sure…
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“I don’t understand why you didn’t have time to make dinner!”
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Bye bye….
🤣
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Right?!?! 🤭😂
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When reaching for the jar of green olives in the fridge, she realized that he hadn’t put the lid on right so that the jar slipped out of her hand then crashed on the floor, leaving her with a NOT dirty martini. 🍸
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That’s a veritable death sentence right there…
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So many ways a guy can go wrong…
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He told her to get back where she belonged…the kitchen.
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I’ll go a fifferent direction. YARD SALE, the day after!
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Offered his ex-con former girlfriend and her “lovable” pit bull a place to stay until she found herself.
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That’s funny. I wonder how he would feel if his wife and his ex “Found” one another. It’s like RAYEYANE on your wedding day.
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I’ve met quite a few lovable pitties… but no.
😉
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By nature they are a nervous breed and do not easily adapt to new surroundings. Doesn’t mean they’re not lovable. I’m kind of like a pit bull myself!
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Told a woman to smile more.
Happened at work 2 days ago and the guy’s lucky to be alive!
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No doubt!
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He muttered something about the porridge being too cold…
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That will do it.
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He answered his honest opinion when she asked, “Do I look Fat in this dress?”
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That was my first thought as well.
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He “did” the receptionist.
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I think more than his clothes would get the heave ho for that.
🤣
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He casually mentioned that she had too many shoes.
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Men have died for less.
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He mentioned needing my closet space for his athletic equipment like heavy weights.
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As if!
🤣
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She found out he was cheating. This picture was taken just before he landed on the pile of his stuff.
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Shame, that.
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