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You don’t have to, but you should.
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Aside from every phone number of every place I have ever lived?
This:
Abou Ben Adhem
BY LEIGH HUNT
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:—
Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,
And to the presence in the room he said,
“What writest thou?”—The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered, “The names of those who love the Lord.”
“And is mine one?” said Abou. “Nay, not so,”
Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,
But cheerly still; and said, “I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves his fellow men.”
The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blest,
And lo! Ben Adhem’s name led all the rest.
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If you know me, you know I’m one of the least religious people you’re ever apt to meet, but my late mother was forced to memorize that poem as a child and recited it ad nauseam during my formative years. Why it has remained firmly implanted in my brain I have no idea… but there it is. Uselessly taking up space.
So how about you? What useless thing are you storing in your grey matter…
I love that poem!! My mother used to recite it to me!
I don’t consider my recitation to be useless, but I’m the only one. Everyone else can’t stand it. The poem? Jabberwocky. I may have spelled that wrong, but I know every word!
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Impressive. That’s a tongue twister…
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I guess I would say Nursery Rhymes. With no one to sing then too, they can be useless.
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Your cats might like them.
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Ugh…..the Catholic prayers we were forced to memorize while I was going to catechism. I still know most of them even though I’m no longer a Catholic. To me their useless and provide nothing except having them memorized. Oh and my parents very first phone number…..ah and the incantation from the series “ISIS.”
I know you remember the Shazam/ISIS hour on television. When she’d take out her amulet to recite the incitation to be able to fly….
“Zypher winds which blow on high, life me now so I can fly”……and off she went. Why I still remember that I don’t know?
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Stupid autocorrect, I mean incantation not incitation, fuck this stupid computer, its fucking with a menopausal woman and she’s not happy!
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Ha! Isn’t it nuts the things that stick with us..
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It is and in some cases it usually has no use in our lives…lol
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I was not made to memorize this, and I only saw it once. It was a framed quote on a beautiful picture of a rainbow-coloured balloon, placed prominently in the bedroom of a girl I once knew.
VIRGINITY IS LIKE A BALLOON. ONE PRICK AND ITS GONE!
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Ha!
Perfect…
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A flea can jump 600x it’s own height.
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Good to know.
Yikes!
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Elephant trunks ate so dexterous that they could pic up a single thread from a smooth floor, if they so desired.
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*are
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Impressive. Some days I can barely do that…
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A lot of XXX rated subjects!!! Hey I was brought up during the NY Times Square X rated years and worked at the Lyric Theatfre on 42nd StreeT!
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Best keep those to yourself then…
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I can tell you in two words what useless thing I can’t get out of my head: DONALD TRUMP.
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And for that, you have my sympathies.
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Shakespeare’s 18th Sonnet. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and temperate. Etc., etc. I always figured it would impress the ladies.
What do you know? It does. So maybe not totally useless, though nowadays, Tara is impressed if I just empty the dishwasher.
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How lovely. Though remind me to speak to Tara about raising the bar…
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I can’t believe you have that memorized!
I can remember most of the songs from Sesame Street and Barney. HA. And some stupid girl scout camp songs from when I was a leader. Will they come in handy one day? Probably not, but they still reside in my brain.
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I wish my brain had a delete button. Ya know, so I could free up some space..
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. I have never eaten one…. but here we go.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.
What a waste of brain space. I can’t remember much of my childhood so why do i remember that tv ad crap instead? Cruel.
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It is. My brain is filled with ridiculous crap like that as well.
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