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I was in Wal Mart the other day, innocently walking through the health and beauty section looking for some reading glasses.
We call them cheaters and I swear the older I get the more I need a pair in every single room of the house and two in the kitchen.
I’m old y’all.
And while I admit I have a hard time reading the fine print on labels, I didn’t have any trouble identifying these products when I turned the corner in search of eyeball magnification.
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Tush toys?
Vibrating rings?
Little suckers?
Shelf upon shelf of …. accessories.
And to think I used to take my mother shopping here.
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I can’t decide whether this marks the end of civilization as we know it, or a bold new beginning.
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As usual, it’s a fine line.
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Lemme guess, it was in the family planning section?
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It should have been, but no.
It was after the reading glasses and before the adult diapers.
🤣
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Well, that’s a less optimal product placement than, say, putting candy across the aisle from the tampons…
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Because a Tootsie Roll is not an adequate substitute. Ever…
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I think you might be using Tootsie Rolls for an unintended purpose…
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🤣
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When it comes to reading glasses, I buy them at the dollar store. I can pick the magnification I need, and I can keep a pair in every room very chesply. When I lose them or scratch the lenses I’m not out big bucks, I just go buy 5 more for $5. They don’t look the best but no one but Gail sees me in them.
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I’ve bought them at Goodwill for a few bucks… never go to the dollar store but I may have to take a trip.
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I’ve had great luck buying packs of readers from Amazon. I have them everywhere – yet never where I’m searching!!
I’m not about to kink shame anyone but neither will I buy sex toys at Walmart.
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I never thought of Amazon, and the way my husband always steals mine…I should buy them in packs.
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Omg. 😂
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Same.
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I psid $200 for my first pair from an optometrist. Then I was looking for something else in the Dollar Store when I saw them for a buck. Never again from anywhere else.
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Same. Handy, but they don’t last long, which is okay because they’re cheap and easily replaced.
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Exactly. I lose them anyway, or my cats steal them — one way or t’other, they disappear.
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I haven’t been in a Walmart in a long time. I remember when my Gram would go to the KMart – it would require dressing in one Sunday best … the works. Times have truly changed.
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Well, being a bit of a little sucker, I’m fascinated by Tush Toys…
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Then Wal Mart has an aisle for you…
😉
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It’s about time for all that stuff to become mainstream. Time for people to lose all their hangups.
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Perhaps. But I’m glad I don’t have to explain what a butt plug is to the grandchildren…
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They sell them at Walmart?
Thanks…I’ misplaced my butt plug and here I am all plugless, not knowing Walmart has them. 😜😜😜
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I strive to deliver helpful hints on my blog. Glad to be of service.
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Same. Plus one in the bag, one in the car… Lol
Plus they have these handy little wipes individually wrapped. I keep little cups in every room filled with these wipes to wipe down glasses and screens… 😊
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This response was supposed to go to rawgod re the dollar store comment. 🤷♀️
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It’s very funny out of context and pretending you’re talking about the sex toys!!
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Ha ha. As a former erotica writer, this stuff doesn’t phase me much. 🤪
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Cool. I used to want to read erotica for audiences but never made it come to fruition
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If not now when? I’ve been on this journey of trying to push boundaries and do it anyway… Because if not now, then when?
You should do it. 😀
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Thanks! I’m pretty much over the idea now.
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i kinda feel like they should be behind a curtain. or a plain brown wrapper. i mean, it’s walmart … not lion’s den.
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That’s my point. You just turn the corner and bam! Multi colored butt plugs.
🥴
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For a second, I thought you were in Spencer’s.
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All it needed was rubber vomit and a lava light…
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