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It’s that time of year.
Time for every social media site you visit to bombard you with Christmas gift ideas.
Don’t know what to get grumpy Uncle Ulrich? We have just the thing.
Have a hard to please MIL? No problem.
Of course with my weirdo algorithms you know the suggestions are going to be a little…. off.
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Do I need 3 bottles of anal gland spray to feel joy?
I most definitely do not.
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Will my friends and family cheerfully cherish fuzzy cat testicles clipped to their dashboard?
A few weirdos might, but in general?
No.
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River's world..... 
At least the two things are linked, cat butts and anal glands 🤣🤣
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Yes. There is that…
🥴
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Fortunately, I have ad blocker,
So no Christmas gift ideas will appear on my blog….
Though it should come as no shocker
If I post a facetious faugh to give Trump a rabid dog.
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These pop up on my FB feed not my blog… but point taken.
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I should thank you and my trusty thesaurus) for causing me to learn a new word: “faugh” (in the last line of my previous comment). You may have thought I meant “laugh” but, though I’m prone to typos, that’s not one of them. 😀
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I am tempted to write one of those FB cures for not seeing family and friends. Hover your mouse over any part of my response… even better get out a bottle of your favorite adult beverage, hover it over a glass and pour a serving. Every time you see a christmas suggestion take a sip. Repeat until the post christmas sales are history.
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Now that’s a helpful hint!
Cheers.
🍸
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And who is going to try to spray thay stuff on cat and dog butts, and how does one know they even need it? If I used it on our cats, I would be in the hospital suffering from blood loss!
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You and me both.
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And you have only 1 cat. We have 5!!!!!
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We moved up here with 5. I remember it well…
😉
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Oh lort, what kind of world are we living in?! Clearly most normal peeps wouldn’t consider any of these things.
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Just think about it: somebody came up with the idea of cat butt car clips…and someone else thought it was such a great idea, they paid him for the privilege of selling them. I don’t know if that qualifies as the fall of western civilization, but it’s damn close.
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I’m getting a visual of the factory assembly line.
Butts up!
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Does anyone use soap and water anymore? 🤔
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Guess not.
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Is for human or animal anal glands? Do humans have anal glands?
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These are questions I didn’t ask…
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You should do some “in depth” research. 🙂
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I really don’t have the time.
But feel free to explore the topic as you see fit.
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“Fit” might be the operative word.
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I’ve got a really good one that I’ll post soon!
I also have one for “fermented pickles”…uhh… aren’t they already fermented?
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Nope. Pickling is preserving by brine or vinegar. Fermentation is the breakdown of a substance by yeast.
Either way? I don’t want them…
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The Anal Gland one?.. Absolutely Not. I have enough trouble trying to get my girls to take pills! Butt, the Cat Butt Air thing is kind of cute. They make Magnets and a Tissue/Kleenex Holder, I like, also in the Cat Butt theme.
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I see real life cat butt everyday. Why would I buy a fake one…?
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Fake ones are a lot different. Less messy and stinky plus, actually cute..in a weird sort of way.
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This is actually useful because I forgot pets can have issues with their tush glands. Vet appt on Monday. Thanks!
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Happy to help.
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Evidence that folks will buy anything…anything.
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But the question remains.
Why…?
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