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      3. Ours stays in the freezer until needed. That way sudden urges to consume bacon are suppressed. Just btw, we had BLTs for breakfast today, planned last night, BEFORE I read this post.
        The Happy Nuts? Maybe could have used it when I was 18. Depends on if it works, and how well!

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      5. Don’t I know it. I was vegetarian for years, until a woman I was seeing decided to fill her apartment with the smell of bacon while I was asleep. When I woke up I had been smelling that bacon for awhile, and I was ravenous for it. She knew I didn’t eat meat, but she didn’t think vegetarianism was healthy. It was healthy, but the smell of bacon was stronger.

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      7. A woman I worked with married a Muslim man. She told a story of when she cooked bacon. He said ‘what is that smell?’ and was thereafter a sinner. The power of bacon should not be underestimated.

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      8. But why do women cook it for men who don’t willingly want to eat it. Sure it tastes good, and smells good cooking, but it isn’t that healthy!
        In my case, what did the woman get out of tricking me into eating meat? I was happy being a vegetarian. I really felt betrayed, but by then it was too late. While we stayed friends for years it basically ended our relctionship in the long run. I never trusted her again.

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  9. I know this is gonna be personal, so I want to say that I’m still going to like you if you don’t want to answer BUT, at least 1/7,900,000,000 of the people want to know: Have you ever smelled a pair of sweaty balls? My money’s on happy nuts in the popularity contest.

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  12. Thankfully I’ve already (over)purchased for the husband’s stocking. Besides, I wouldn’t put that book in his stocking. I’d save it for a day when he’s getting on my nerves and then hand it to him directly as a kind of warning.

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