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After our walking tour of Charleston we realized we’d skipped lunch and were starving. As it was too early for dinner, I did a little phone research and found a seafood place highly recommended by Southern Living magazine. They said the food was superb and to ignore the fact that the restaurant itself was a “dive”.
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Clearly their idea of “dive” and mine differ greatly because while admittedly this place wasn’t the Ritz Carlton, I’ve been in a helluva lot worse.
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Naturally my husband wanted to sit at the bar.
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I’ve never had a strawberry daiquiri served in a mason jar before, but maybe that’s part of their dive-y charm.
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The hushpuppies? Meh.
Not great, not awful.
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My she crab soup?
Mama mia! It may not have photographed well but it was thickest, richest, creamiest crab filled thing I’ve ever had.
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To be honest I was pretty full after just that, but I was on vacation in the low country and couldn’t pass up an opportunity for shrimp and grits.
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I couldn’t…. but I should have, because it was awful. Yes, the shrimp were large and flavorful but the rest was simply a big bowl of slop. Too much pasty gravy, too soupy a consistency… blech.
I ate the shrimp and left the rest.
The husband? He had some type of inferior fish which was dry as a bone.
So much for taking Southern Living’s advice.
Aside from the soup the only thing that made me smile at this place was the poster in the rest room.
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I don’t understand the obsession about grits. Outside of the deep south, does anyone even eat grits?
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We’re midwestern and eat them. Baked cheese grits with chilis are yum!
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Not that I’ve seen…
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We like them too!
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What are these grits you speak of?
-Minnesota person
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lol
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And I know not to eat at that bar. The hushpuppies may have been meh, but I can’t get a basket of them around here, so…
Sleep for 3 years? That might just cover an election cycle.
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True. Even a mediocre hushpuppie is better than no hushpuppie.
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Arthur Treacher’s Fish & Chips had mediocre hush puppies, but the ability to get some during lunch in Hartford was a real treat. Sadly, that chain is gone,
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I remember that place!
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Nothing more disappointing than a mediocre meal at somewhere that came highly recommended. Sorry.
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Bad food happens. It’s all part of the adventure..
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True that. I ate a clam in Portland that damn near killed me, not to mention the guy in the next room over who got to listen to me puking for the best part of an hour. Strangely enough I woke up fresh as a daisy and ready for breakfast. Blueberry French toast, mighty fine.
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Ugh those grits look gross. Ive sneezed with my eyes open while driving..makes for a very loud obnoxious sneeze but it is doable
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On behalf of everyone who cares a lick about southern food, I would like to apologize for those sorry ass grits. I like my grits kind of stiff so I don’t usually have them with shrimp. I have seen enough of them in places all over the southeast to know that they shouldn’t be gray water gray with foreign matter floating in them. If possible, that blue bowl makes them even worse. Glad you made it back.
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These were just about the worst grits I’ve ever had.
Hell, they were even worse than Yankee grits.
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What are Yankee grits??
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Grits made in the north.
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Oh my – we had some wonderful meals in Charleston … mostly barbecued ribs.
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That’s much too bright to qualify as a dive bar.
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And too clean. And too empty of bikers…
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The dragonfly stat is wrong… they live 7-56 days (per google). I know I’ve had some around for 10+ days.
Sad that most of the food sucked!
Even though grits and polenta are practically the same thing, I love polenta but have yet to find grits that weren’t gross.
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There are places that serve polenta here but very few who do grits.
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That’s pretty cool about the $5 Bill. Next time I have one, I might use a Magnifying Glass.
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Noted!
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This was on the way out of Charleston, too far to walk so you’re safe.
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Maybe they paid for the recommendation? Whichever part of that meal was grits I don’t know but good God, it looks like someone threw up on the plate! I hope she crab doesn’t mean female. They need to keep the species going. We’re not allowed to take them here.Not that I’ve ever gone crabbing.
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Traditionally the soup contained a bit of roe, hence the female moniker. No one does that anymore and any gender crabmeat will do. Just don’t forget the sherry.
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Yeah, that plate of shrimp and grits seemed disappointing. Sorry just getting to comment on your post. I’m in DC (again) and I haven’t been able to read my daily River posts and respond in a timely fashion, lol.
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No worries. I understand some people have actual lives…
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That may be, but I’m not one of those people, lol.
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Dang. Apparently, I know nothing!
The shrimp and grits look horrid! How could they do that? It’s sacrilegious!
I wonder how old the recommendation from Southern Living was? You know, under bad management or chefs, placing can go downhill quickly.
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I hope that was the case, otherwise they need to fire that reviewer.
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Never really understood ‘grits’: something we don’t have here. What SHOULD they be like?
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Not as soupy, thin or runny. More substance.
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Like your men? 😜
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Absolutely!
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