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This one will be fun.
I promise!
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I love it.
This one is right in my wheelhouse.
I’ll start….
Wind In The Pillows. (as someone married to a baked bean lover I am well acquainted with this phenomenon)
Rodeo and Juliet. (ride ‘em cowboy takes on a whole new meaning here)
Gone With The Wine. (wine, it’s always gone too soon)
Lord Of The Pies. (if there’s a lady of the pies, I humbly volunteer)
Of Lice And Men. (eww, but I had to)
The Lizard Of Oz. ( I think that’s Jim Morrison)
To Pill A Mockingbird. (I’ve pilled cats, can’t imagine birds are any easier)
A Tale Of Two Titties. ( sorry, I couldn’t resist)
The Old Man And The Pee. ( if you know, you know)
Little Souse On The Prairie (if I lived on the prairie back then I’d be soused too)
Silence of the Hams. (with pineapple and brown sugar please)
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I could keep going, but I’ll leave some for you.
Dazzle me!
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River's world..... 
Oh this got me in stitches. A brilliant post. Thank you for a very good laugh this morning.
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Happy to bring a smile…
😊
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A Tale of Two Kities…..that’s the only one I could think of so early in the morning….😂
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Since you took a few liberties, I will, too. The Holey Bible. The Holy Bauble. Cats Dreidle. Little Grouse in the Big Woods. Oliver Twit. The Old Man and the Bee. Tequila Mockingbird. One Hundred Beers of Solitude. The Drapes of Wrath. Animal Farce. Portnoy’s Compliant. A Farewell to Farms. The Call of the Mild. Heart of Dorkness. A Brief History of Lime. A People’s Mystery of the United States. Wailing for Godot. Mime and Punishment. Lady Chatterley’s Louver. The Bored of the Rings. A Loom of One’s Own. Movies? Bar Trek. Car Wars.
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Oliver Twit!
The Drapes of Wrath!
Brilliant..
👍
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Boy Story – A tale of Woody coming out of the toy closet.
19 Angry Men – An angrier and menier sequel.
The Sixty Sense – Definitely more sensier.
A Fight at the Opera – For the music loving MMA fans.
The Ridge on the River Kwai – It overlooked the bridge.
The Lord of the Bings – A Mathew Perry biopic.
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Ha! Well done…
I always had my doubts about Woody.
😉
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You changed two letters in the old man the sea
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I did.
My bad…
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Lol. Not sure if I’m up for this one. Hairy Otter? Jane Tyre? Heart of Barkness? As You Bike It?
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I’d read Hairy Otter…
🤣
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Tom Lawyer.
You know that’s what Tom Sawyer became when he grew up. I also thought about reversing the letters in Huck Finn but that’s too rude.
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Ha!
A definite twist on the classics…
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The Drapes of Wrath – written by an angry and vengeful interior designer.
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🤣
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The Bobbit. When poor Bilbo left the Shire for his big adventure, he unfortunately encountered a vengeful elf with a sharp sword named Lorena. Let’s just say upon returning home, Bilbo was even shorter.
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Ouch!
🤣
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Sorry I’m late. As a reward for your patience I offer this:
The Stank: It’s not the end of the world, it just smells like it.😵💫
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Ha!
Stephen would be proud…
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