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Have I ever introduced you to Otis?
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He’s a large (expensive!) metal sculpture of an osprey on a nest that my late mother bought us over 10 years ago with the understanding he would be mounted on the Barn Mahal when construction was complete.
Sadly, my mother passed away before that happened and Otis has languished on the top floor waiting for deployment ever since.
Unfortunately the nest on which he was sat was unable to be affixed to the barn roof as is … so we had to hire a welder to design a mount which we just now did.
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Said mount, nest and bird needed to go here.
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And that wasn’t an easy task.
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But on a recent overcast day a friend was called and the job started.
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With little to no enthusiasm I may add.
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Finding the right spot to bolt the mount proved tricky and I was sent upstairs to make sure the holes were in the right place.
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Upstairs…
Otherwise known as my spouse’s airplane hangar of crap.
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If there’s empty space, you know my guy is going to fill it. I rarely get up here since the overhead door is heavy and beyond my meager arm strength.
But every time I do make the climb….
I find new (old) things.
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Did we need 4 wooden sleighs?
We did not, but apparently we own them all the same.
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I also found a rubber chicken…
As one does.
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I have knew it the minute you said “upstairs”. 😂🤣
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My mind is well and truly boggled…
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As it should be.
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As one does!
I hadn’t considered that there was a wnd floor of stuff. You have my sympathy!
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It’s ridiculous…
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Well hell, you could have just mounted the rubber chicken and saved yourself a whole lot of extra work.
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Now you tell me…
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Hahaha! Would be a deflated rubber chicken. If it’s the same one in my basement it’s hollow inside.
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Stuff it with newspaper (or better still, the body of a red squirrel).
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That rubber chicken is in my basement filled with crap. Just sayin’.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Hey who,doesn’t have a rubber chicken laying around? You say it like, no one else finds these things in their barns/homes….🤣. I hope to see Otis finally perched on the barn soon.
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And here I thought we were special.
Damn.
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I love watching ospreys. But I’m kind of surprised you didn’t want a weather vane?
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My late mother bought it for us….
Her choice.
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Does Otis have a purpose, like scaring red squirrels away? It doesn’t look like a weather vane. Or maybe Barn Mahal needed an upgrade to show off its majestic lines?
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No purpose at all.
Though if it persuades the red b*tch not to chew through the wall again I’ll call it a win.
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I love the mounting piece. Can’t wait to see the finished product.
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Yes. That guy did a good job…. for not much money.
😊
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I think Otis might be happier on the outside.
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I’m glad you are honoring your late Mothers wishes. Plus, I am sure Otis is glad to get some fresh air.
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More than he bargained for I’m sure.
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I can’t tell you when the last time I saw a rubber chicken! Otis is going to be lovely; what a sweet gift from your mama.
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Per the rubber chicken…
Why do we own one?
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