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You know you want to.
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I have to admit I expected better of myself.
Our house is filled with quirky, bizarre, WTH is that? items.
They clutter our basement, our garage, our barn, our sheds and two embarrassing (close them quickly!) closets.
But when I pulled out the actual junk drawer in the kitchen for inspection?
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It was disappointingly run of the mill.
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A CO2 canister size list, some cut flower life extending powder, a water pistol, a dice game, a Marine Corps challenge coin, a spare hummingbird feeder cover, a feline medicine syringe and a wine cork.
Nothing bizarre. Nothing quirky.
How boring.
🥺
Your turn…
Dazzle me with your weird drawer contents.
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No thanks. That drawer has not been opened for at least 5 years. It is not being opened today. It will not be opened tomorrow. It may not be opened again until we are dead and gone — or if we move. Whichever comes first.
The only reasonable reason to open a junk drawer is to put more junk inside. As I remember the last time it was opened we could not put any more junk in it. So thanks for asking, but I’ii “Just say No!”
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Now you’ve really got me wondering what’s in there….
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Actually, we don’t have a specified junk drawer, or alternatively, every drawer is a junk drawer. I just saw an opportunity to practise my fiction skills to see if I could draw anyone in. It’s been a while since i wrote anything like that.
So, I apologize to you for “lieing” in your game. Hopefully it caused no harm. 😇
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No worries.
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Not worrying. I never play by the rules…
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You keep fingers in there don’t ya
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Ladyfingers past their “best by” dates, yes. (Do they even still make ladyfingers?)
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I believe they do
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Pipe cleaners – and no you do not need to know what I use them for!!! 😊
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I’m going to say a pipe and leave it at that.
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The only thing in our junk drawer (typed drunk drawer first) that is unusual, is really not unusual, just old: A pack of matches from our wedding in 1991. And they still light.
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Everyone should have a drunk drawer!
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Strangest i suppose is an exploding kitten sticker book (that’s a card game) but just usual odds n ends, batteries of all types, an mp3 player with a crapload of songs I created, various cables, an obama button, a I’m a man dumb ass button, two scripts I wrote obe from the late 90’s the other from 2006 ish ect
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Exploding kittens?
😳
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Some stupid card game..doesn’t actually depict exploding kittens..not a horror game just demented humour. A corworker gave me a funny phrase button that saud things like “Alrighty then” & “Potato”…
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A safety deposit box key, I have no idea where the box is or who it belongs to. And an FBI Challenge coin.
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Untold riches await … find the lock for that key!
💰
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A pumice stone my mom gave us yesterday to scrub off grime from appliances.🤣
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Useful, and a bit quirky.
👍
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A rule book for rawgod, but all the pages are empty.
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🤣
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