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Useless.
Trust me.
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Was there a bra war?
How in the world did I miss that….
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Because nothing screams fun more than knowing the day you’ll drop dead.
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FYI…
A ghost poop is a turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet and disappears. Heavy is healthy.
You’re welcome.
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Geesh.
Like the original size isn’t frustrating enough?
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I’m going to think out of the box here … and say because she was eaten by a shark.
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30 story sewage must be quite a sight.
When viewed from a long distance that is.
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River's world..... 
Where does one get their hands on that swab? I’ve only been informed of my age at death, 85 – I could use a more exact date…
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Upon further research it seems it will only predict death within the next year.
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http://www.death-clock.org. i’ve got 2 years and 22 days to go.
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That’s too precise for me. Yikes.
But the link is blog worthy so I’m stealing it…
😉
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Go for it!
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Thx for the link. I got Sunday, 1st August 2032 – longer than I expect by 4 years.
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Wow. Enjoy!
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I would call that Hide-A-Poop versus Ghost Poop but I like the Ghost visual.
Definitely don’t believe the Mouth Swab. Even God doesn’t want us to know that.
The Sewage Fountain is definitely Not on my travel itinerary.
As for the Shark?..Maybe she drowned before he ate her.
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If a shark was swimming at me with its mouth open? I’d simply have a heart attack and save it the trouble.
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Talk about ghost poop, I hope the geyser in Russia wasn’t paranormal.
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It doesn’t bear thinking about…
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All useless news, but here is some useless trivia: Sharks hate the taste of human meat (so do alligators, by the way). They mistake us for other fishes in the sea, take a chomp, and usually spit us out with a “Hawk Tuey”. That is why you here a lot about shark attacks with just bites, with the person bleeding out. It is POSSIBLE the victim here did indeed die another way and the shark just accidently scooped her up without biting.
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So…
Swallowed whole we’re more palatable?
Good to know.
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I knew a SCUBA diving instructor who heard of people wearing brightly-colored wetsuits so sharks wouldn’t mistake them for seals. A student asked about this and he said, “You mean yummy yellow?”
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Proof that man is an absurd creature!
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I missed the bra war too and, more specifically, VS losing said war.
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Ahhh… said “war” was back in 1994, before VS became bra overlords (then lost it again).
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Useless… and old news.
Perfect!
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You’d think if anyone could win a bra war it would be them..
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The push-up bra is back in vogue? Well, at least there’s one silver lining in these dark times!
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I don’t know… these all seemed very noteworthy to me. I mean; I’m going to use that shark one or the sewage tower in the near future.
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Damn. I hope not…
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