News you can’t use.

.

Because you admitted you look forward to it.

.

.

No, you are not allowed to tell my husband.

.

.

I’d say it beats washing windows, but it really doesn’t.

.

.

Beware Toadzilla.

.

.

He’s a toad and a half.

.

.

Worst.

Allergy.

Ever.

.

.

At this point I’d prefer they poop on anything made by Musk.

.

15 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. That satellite dish would be full of bunnies and squirrels. I’d never get a signal. We have a couple toads around here, but nothing rating a -zila synonym. Have you checked the paintings in your basement?

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a reply to Rivergirl Cancel reply