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As many of you know, we’ve battled a certain red squirrel in the past.
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She’s chewed holes in our barn, our garage and our wood shed.
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She’s gnawed her way into the eaves of our home and given birth to a large brood we physically had to evict. She attacked my husband when he was cleaning gutters and built a nest in his truck engine, destroying wires that required it to be towed to the repair shop. I could go on, but I think you get the gist.
She’s a menace.
So the other day… when I saw she had a friend?
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I was concerned, but before I could fully process the horror? I saw this…
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Four!
There are now four red menaces in residence.
We’re doomed.
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Maybe she’s such a menace she will run her brood off before they learn her destructive tricks?
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I’m not holding my breath …
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They are so cute, but I can empathize!
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I have no issue with grey squirrels, they’re lovely. But reds are awful!
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We only have a few random chipmunks and in spite of chewing through my chaise and half lounges, no other damage. I ordered two regular size chaise lounges from Costco, because I couldn’t find anyplace to reorder the off size cushions. Custom made was too expensive. Critters!
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They did that to our old beloved set last year. I couldn’t find new cushions either and had to have my old ones recovered.
Ka-ching !
💵
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Yikes! Our cushions had major holes in them. I couldn’t have them recovered.
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Sorry for laughing. I keep thinking you must be on Gen2.0 now but skwerls live much longer than other similarly sized creatures.
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Oh, it’s probably generation 9 by now…
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Time for birth control. Well, too late for this generation.
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How would that work?
I can’t even pill a cat, forget a wild squirrel.
🤣
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I think it would have to be done surgically. Or with a rifle if you can’t tie tiny knots.
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Oh geez
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The squirrelpocalyps has begun!
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I can’t laugh at that as it’s probably true…
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But they’re so cuuuuuuuuuuuute!
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I used to think so.
Now all I see are buzz saw teeth…
😡
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Cathy has a degree in fish and wildlife management, so I thought she would take a dispassionate, scientific view of the situation. What did she say? “But they’re so CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!”
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Ugh.
That’s disappointing.
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I’m sorry to see it come to this, really.
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I don’t think it’s a she. I think it’s a he, and given the level of aggression, terror, and destruction, they should immediately be named Donald and JD, and the rest you can choose from Ivana, Baron, Melania, Donald Jr. etc.
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If they’re related to that family?
We’ll have to move…
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I’ll help you pack.
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If they get much closer, I may have to.
😥
https://www.bangordailynews.com/2024/11/23/politics/donald-trump-jr-buys-maine-hunting-land-austin-theriaults-family/
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We don’t have red squirrels, eastern gray and black. They all seem content to remain outside. One black squirrel got trapped in the garage once. We trapped him, let him go and fixed the hole.
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We have gray and red.
I’ll trade you 4 blacks for 4 reds…
😊
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No deal. Smokey says it’s cold enough here.
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I had to try…
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I thought red squirrels were a novelty in South Dakota. Nothing but grays here. I’d really love to see a black squirrel someday.
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I’d love a black as well. Never seen one here…
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The bitch is back, and she brought her friends! Team Mama Red will be watching with our popcorn…
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You’re not funny.
😒
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I’m sorry, and I hope she’s on better behavior this time. I do think she’s misunderstood…
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Misunderstood my *ss.
She’s a menace I tell you!
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😬
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Usually at least one does not follow Mama’s bad habits so you have a slim chance of that one hanging around.
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One is more than enough…
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