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We did a thing the other day.
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We bought a new tv.
Our old set was stupid, in that it was not smart and couldn’t stream. This never mattered much because our internet is glacially slow out here in the country… and the tvs in the bedroom and the Man Cave/Barn Mahal are smart. But the powers that be are finally running fiber optic lines down our road and we will soon hook up to Fidium.
All praise high speed!
That meant it was time to say goodbye to the 20 year old HD stupid set.
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My husband thinks he’s going to sell it at a yard sale but the only thing to do with old tech these days is use it as a boat anchor… so I doubt it.
He tried to put it the box the new set came in but couldn’t even manage to get the stand off.
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So there it sits by the front door. Upside down with the stand sticking up.
What a deal.
But I digress…
We arrived at Best Buy with me having done my research. I wanted a 50 inch Samsung and had a nice one picked out. Great quality picture and sound, under $500.
But I took the husband with me and that was a big mistake.
We didn’t come home with that one.
No.
We came home with this one that was three times the price.
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Why?
Because a salesman snagged my husband before I could buy the other one and starting extolling the virtues of their top tier products.
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Does my husband have any idea what all that means or why he needs it?
He does not.
But have it, he does.
Rushing home to try out his new toy he found a detailed pictorial guide on how to take it out of the box…
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But nothing else. No booklet, no manual, no set up instructions.
Nada, zip, zilch.
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The stand was a 3 piece nightmare that hides the power cord, if you line it up properly. Which he didn’t manage until the fifth try.
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His Lordship was on hand to help of course.
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There. Television on a stand.
It was at this point he turned it over to me because tech is not his friend and he had absolutely no idea how to turn it on no less install and format things.
Can’t say I blame him, they don’t make it easy these days.
Remember when you just used to plug it in? No programming required. Now there are passwords, and usernames, and codes,… I had to set up a damn Samsung account just to access the stupid thing. Twenty minutes into that horror show it was time to pair our Directv remote with the television.
And that’s where it went off the rails.
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Yup. Did that. And the second number did the trick. Or so we thought.
Until we tried to watch tv that evening and only a few buttons worked. On/off, volume and mute were fine. Nothing else responded. This is the kind of thing that drives me batty. I spent a solid hour on the internet trying to find a solution. I reset and reprogrammed, I tweaked and twiddled to no avail. Then I broke down and did what I hate to do.
I called Directv customer support.
After 15 minutes of bypassing AI, I got a real live human. (Or at least I think I did.)
She took me through all the steps and fixes I’d already tried … then told me they would mail us a new remote because ours seemed to be scrambled.
Great.
So while we wait for that, we have a brand new $1,500 tv that’s basically stuck on one channel. Only some of the numbers on the remote work, and not every time.
Good times.
And Best Buy?
They were really helpful and sent this email the next day…
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Too late.
We already had our moment.
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I rue the day my 13 year old ‘stupid’ tv bites the dust. Granted I set this one up myself but I gather the new ones are a tad more complicated. I have a Roku box for all my streaming needs with it’s own remote – I don’t think I even have the remote that came with the tv…Congratulations on the new, upcoming high speed internet!
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This was by far the most complicated television I’ve ever had to set up. It bordered on ridiculous….
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With features like Neo Quantum Matrix, Keanu Reeves should be inside to help with setup.
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If it had come with its own Matrix, I could have just plugged in and been done with it.
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Wow. So complicated and in the end it’s the remote not working. This is why TVs get smashed.
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Too expensive to smash. But I was very tempted to hurl the remote out the window..
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Into the driveway, where you could then run it over with the car?
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Perfect.
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Too late now, but I’ll say it anyway: never buy Samsung. I could redirect you to all our problems dating back 10+ years with any and all Samsung products I blogged about (so much worse than any other brand we’ve had) but no point. (sorry) Related, I doubt non-Samsung tvs are better, at least in the setting it up department. Remember my generator? I need an app to turn the thing on which means I needed to create an account, username, password yada. Good luck.
PS I thought His Lordship would be in the box. 😉
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Oddly enough we have a trouble free 3 year old Samsung in the man cave/Barn Mahal and a 6 year year old trouble free Samsung in the bedroom so I didn’t think the brand was a problem. I imagine all the new ones are a hassle to set up. And to be fair, our one channel is crystal clear and sharp.
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Best Buy sent an email the following day? Did they actually think you’d go home with a new TV and leave it in the box for a couple days? I hope the new remote solves the problem.
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The weird thing is… the remote that comes with it is minuscule, with no numbers, no mute, no features…just up and down arrows and on/off.
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I feel for you. I know we’ve mused that when our TVs [3] go belly up that’ll be the end of TVs for us. I don’t like the large ones that go on the wall and the smaller stand ones seem to be getting larger. Botheration.
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I could probably live without tv, but my husband would never survive. This is the largest we’ve ever had but our room is big and can handle it without being overwhelmed. I dislike monster sets on the wall as well..
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Well Mr. Spock, it seems we’ve come to an impasse…lol. Samsung’s are great TV’s no doubt, but I personally go with Visio because they’re easier to set up. Literally, plug it in, set up your networks of choice and viola, your done. I mean I did have to sign into all my apps but that didn’t take too long.
They don’t require you to set up an account or anything, and you can register the TV on their website for warranty purposes. Well I hope you get that straightened soon.
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As do I, thanks.
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I hate unnecessary ‘smart’ tech. More like ‘shart’ tech.
That and touch screens in cars. Absolutely stupid!
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Having to open an account to access my own tv really rankles.
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It’s beyond stupid.
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I watch TV on my lap top so I don’t have to be somewhere in particular – you still have to go through all the sign in crap but the screen is not as big but I can watch tv in bed or on the deck. And I don’t have to fight with the hubby who’s fixating on WWII tanks and the History of Warfare … ugh. Good luck!
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fixated although fixating is also an accurate description of the man.
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I like history and will gladly trade you my husband’s endless old westerns and 24/7 political news for some WWII tanks.
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Oh man…a $1500 nightmare…fuck that. We still have a toploading dvd magnavox tv with stream capabilities, currently using Google Chrome
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The smarter appliances get, the dumber I feel trying to get them to work.
Your husband bought a top-of-the-line toaster with all the bells and whistles, so I’m not the least bit surprised you left Best Buy with more than you’d bargained for.
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I really need to shop for these things alone.
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Ahhh, Samsung and my i surance might be linked. I just rec’d a letter on post-surgery support option. It was printed 2 weeks after my surgery and arrived 16 days later.
I hope you get things worked out!
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I find it helpful to have a couple of teenagers around whenever I need to set up some tech. I remember buying a new VCR when my kids were teens. While my husband and I were trying to decipher the user manual, the kids were in the next room setting the damn thing up and yelling –
“It’s ready! What do you want to watch first?” True story!
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That would have been helpful…
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Did Dudley. Whoops..Lord Dudley get to play in the box for a bit?
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It was too skinny for him to crawl in.
His Lordship’s royal girth forced him to make do with the packing materials….
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