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The not so newsworthy news.
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It was only a matter of time.
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I hate when that happens.
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I’m going to go out on a limb and say don’t eat zucchini.
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Yes, they ate the liver. But did they serve it with fava beans and a good Chianti?
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Buy a banana?
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It’s literally impossible for me to care less what any of the Kardashians do. Or wear.
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River's world..... 
I had to look up that thing about Jamil. Now, after seeing her explanation, I’m STILL thinking, “WTF???”
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That’s the reaction I’m always after with these posts. For me, it was her quote, ‘But then, once women pop, we’re like Pringles. We can’t stop, and so it happens again.”
I’ve never once considered myself a Pringle.
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OK point by point:
1.) Any hiring manager who can’t see through that bullshit deserves whatever they get.
2.) I’ve never heard of an accidental orgasm . It would seem you really do learn something new every day.
3.) Zucchini kills by means its of boring the consumer to death. The solution? If you don’t know…
4.) Killa (Whale) gotta eat.
5.) A trip to a Jameela Jamil show might help. sayin.
6.) Nothing, NOTHING can evoke feelings of passionate, soul searing apathy like a Kardashian.
Truly useless, good job.
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Ha!
Thank you for giving my useless news the deep thought it doesn’t deserve.
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Minus 3 points for not calling back yo the zucchini story instead of a banana.
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Umm…….no words.
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None needed.
😉
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Scratching bananas, zucchini and liver off the shopping list. Do I want to know what she was doing in front of 6,000 farmers to begin with? No, the answer is clearly no.
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Can’t blame you there…
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I’d beware of strangers in your garden. Maybe they are there to poison your zucchini. That could be why your neighbors have enclosed theirs.
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I only grow flowers, so no worries here.
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I’m not surprised about the hairy bra – I’ve seen photos of the matching hairy g-string. Because why wouldn’t you want a hairy g-string to wear over hairless skin you’ve waxed and lasered for years?!
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Makes perfect sense to me.
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Re: AI cheating – this is why we did in-person interviews at CheeseGov. How annoying.
Re: Jameela Jamil – gives new meaning to the phrase “plowing the back 40.”
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🤣
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Using AI, which was programmed to be a thief, in order to cheat. Shocking.
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A natural progression.
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I too went straight to the Google to find out what the hell Jameela was up to with those farmers. Sounds like it was the vibration from the speakers. I wonder if the size of the speakers comes into play, or size doesn’t matter?😊The orca liver sidedish question you asked had me🤣.
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When it comes to vibration? Size matters.
Or so I’m told…
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‘Accidentally’ orgasmed? I get ‘unexpectedly’ but ‘accidentally’ is a bit of a stretch. Maybe it was something to do with a banana. Also, I would imagine that sexual dysfunction can do little other than ruin your sex life. I guess the blessing is that the bra is not made from the Donald’s hair, in which case it would cover even less…
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Double eewww!
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I agree with you about those Kardashians. I don’t think I want to work for someone fooled by an AI interview … it’s not that sophisticated – yet.
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I’m not too concerned about AI cheating after hearing how manu students turn in projects without reviewing or removing “created by AI” notes that appear on every page.
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That’s probably where they learned to do it. College..
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Call me when Kim wears jeans made of hair with a banana sticking out the crotch.
On second thought, don’t.
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I think she’s saving that for the Met Gala…
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🤣🤣🤣 A hair raising news! I hope Kim still has some hair left for her head.
I love zucchini, as long as it is served at Subway inside Italian bread with loads of Corn and Peas salad dipped in mayonnaise. Does that count?
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Sure. Why not…
I like mine sautéed with onions, mushrooms, garlic and topped with Parmesan cheese.
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No amount of chianti – or double chocolate cake for that matter – will make liver edible.
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Agreed
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