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Because there’s always room for a little more crazy.
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Well that can’t be good.
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I try not to post poo related headlines, but some of them simply can’t be ignored.
This particular bathroom hack? Blow bubbles while on the throne.
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You heard it here first.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten feels the same way.
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When AI reaches the singularity, I doubt it will care.
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Sorry Texas.
You had a good run.
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The man had a micro penis.
That explains everything.
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River's world..... 
Maybe a Top-40 comeback for Whistle While You Work in in the cards.
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A little music can’t hurt…
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And here I didn’t even know I needed a pooping strategy.
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Neither did I…
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If I’ve learned anything in this life, it’s this: we ALL need a poop strategy.
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Wondering if all fascists have the same disorder and if we can feed them to the ball of death anyway.
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The ball is hungry.
I vote yes…
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I hope my daughter doesn’t find the whistling poop strategy. We will never see her outside again. Hitler had smaller problems than people who have to “deep breath” in toilet.
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Well, once again I couldn’t use any of it. I already knew that those horrid hammerhead worms have been invading parts of Texas. They are dangerous to humans and pets because their slime is a neurotoxin and can make anyone who touches them sick. Luckily I haven’t seen any in my part of Texas yet.
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I usually give a wide berth to any creature or plant with the word “death” in its name. Same goes for “giant” and “exploding”…
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You’re a wise man.
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I wonder if the death ball blows bubbles when it’s backed up.
Or maybe it blows water?
Not sure what the underwater equivalent is…
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Typhoon…?
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Well, whatever it’s called, I do know this: when it happens, I don’t want to be anywhere near it.
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I have never thought out – or about – a pooping strategy, but I don’t think crafting one at this point makes sense. It is what it is. The hammerhead worms aren’t getting any invitations from me. They can stay where they’re at. I’m good.
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One has to wonder if lack of proper pooping strategy has anything to do with the worm migration….
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I feel for pandas. The only thing they can eat is bamboo. All day, every day. If you’re born with a distaste for it, you’re one unlucky panda.
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Right?
Mother Nature is a cruel parent.
Though in captivity they eat all different fruits and veg.
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Wow, everything really is bigger in Texas…including toxic worms!
Meanwhile, in Berlin, everything was not bigger….
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