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All the news that’s not fit to print, right here. Just for you.
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They say it’s for safety in case of a crash, but these days I’m thinking it’s to stop them from punching annoying passengers. Lord knows I’ve wanted to a few times.
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If you’re a hermit crab it’s so other crabs don’t steal your home. If you’re human?
No comment.
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This does not bode well.
At all.
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No good can come from this.
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As in cutting a hole in the back of them and… well, yeah.
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If anyone could push quantum physics to its limit?
It’s a cat.
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I call foul.
If you’ve ever been on top of the snow covered slopes? You’re going to remember to wear pants. Trust me on this.
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Answering the age old question, what do Olympians do when not competing?
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River's world..... 
I’m really glad you had a cat thing in here. Otherwise I couldn’t comment.
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Stunned silence is my goal.
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Marla Maple’s shoes?
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The less said about that the better…
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I find that last one funny.
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Seems like they’re treating condom usage as a sport. Those Olympians can’t step away from that competitive mentality, even when they’re not competing, can they?
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Apparently not.
Though it makes you wonder if there’s a medal….
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Cats can even operate laptops. I am sure they are running the research centres, dropping chemical X in right formulas.
We should try to insert them in this AI Chat. They can wreck it for us.
If someone wants to freeze in snow, who are we to question? Girls don’t feel cold like men–all the parties I have attended prove this fact beyond doubt.
As far as what Olympians and crabs have in common…it’s their business, I guess. I am not taking my daughter to Olympic Village in Delhi ever!
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Cats running the world would explain so much right now…
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No, it cannot explain the world today. Cats are cute, and rule without having to boast about their greatness. Cats rule from the shadows, not the spotlight. They are cuddly, they don’t need to say they’re the most intelligent beings in the world — they just are.
Your president, on the other hand, is loud and unendearing. He has no idea how stupid and ugly he really is.
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I won’t argue with you there.
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Thank you for Schrodinger’s cat. My best friend Ray the scientist should have a great time explaining this to me. I can always use an extra bit of knowledge an improvement in my thinking so…
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I live to enlighten….
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News I Can’t Use is better than News I Don’t Want. As for the shoes, from what I read, it’s that or the couch. And is Melania jealous that it was Marla’s shoes? Re: the pants – I remember, as a child, seeing photos of starlets in bikinis on the slopes of CA (Life Magazine). I wondered how anyone could wear a bikini in snow. Around here snow and cold go together. I learned that is not the case in the mountains. It can be hot in the sun. I skied cross-country in shorts in the spring.
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The White Mountains are our closest range with Mount Washington recording the coldest temps in the U.S.. No one skis pantless here.
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The flight attendant one made me laugh. Right now she’s flying to LAX and back for her final test, and I am over here pretending to be calm.
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Deep breaths mom.
Deep calming breaths…
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She- meaning my daughter 🤣
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I think “forgot” to wear pants needs quotation marks.
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You know Trump charged them millions for those shoes.
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Which makes it even worse.
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I’ve seen women on the ski slopes in bikinis so …. anything for a bit of publicity!
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