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Because everyone loves questionable statistics.

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I live in a very difficult Poptart state.

Seeing that I never eat them, this is not a troublesome fact.

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I’ve been to the Cote D’Azur. I’ve been to a nude beach. Trust me, it’s not always pretty.

😳

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It may be legal, but I’ve never tried it.

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Margaritas for the win.

Salud!

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Europeans.

They’re too busy drinking wine.

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I’ve lived in Maine on and off for 30 years and have never known a Jake. Make of that what you will.

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This is one statistic where I’m very glad to score low.

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36 thoughts on “Maps”

  2. Brantley? Brantley is stereotypical?! That seems like an odd choice for a card-carrying member of the Bible belt. I feel I must (grudgingly) to go Alabama and get an explanation for this.
    Mark will be thrilled to see that Old Fashioneds are king in Wisconsin (and Minnesota, though I’ve never had one).
    Oh my. The highest concentration of “explicitly legal nudity” bubbles on that map is exactly where I’m headed in a few months! Hopefully in May it’ll still be a tad too cold for that.
    Whoever made that Poptart map has waaaaay too much time on their hands.

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      2. Yes, but given Denmark and southern Sweden’s latitude and generally cold and miserable weather most of the year, I’m still holding out hope for a nudity-free visit. Then again, once it regularly hits 55 degrees here in Minnesota, many people – usually high school students – start wearing shorts (to the bewilderment of their elders), so I could face some bare butts after all. If so, know I’ll blog about it!

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  3. As far as knowing Jake is concerned, you are clearly moving in the wrong circles. I am an Indian and even I know a ‘Jake’… He lives in Forks. 🤣🤣🤣
    Do you think it matters which shape I eat poptart in?
    Why would people want to go nude on beaches? Does it shame the sharks away?

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    1. It is odd, but I’ve honestly never met a Jake in Maine.
      As for nude beaches, everyone thinks they’re populated with super models and chiseled athletes… what we saw was saggy grandmothers and overweight accountants. Not at all alluring.
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      2. In India, nudity is illegal. If someone gets undressed in public, Police gets all the fun.
        I have seen them carting off a women who tried it at a natural geyser at a famous temple. I was 13 then, and now at 43, I can still not get the visual of the 30+year-old (obese, naked and being told off) out of my head.

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  6. That name map is a just plain wrong, I know more Jose’s in Texas than Travis-i (plural) I know at least 8 Jose’s and only two Travis-i. And there are more Martin’s in New Mexico. And it seems Texas has a bunch of gun toting toddlers, which seems pretty accurate if you take into account the mental/intellectual age of adults who actually own guns here.

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  8. While horse meat may be legal in Wisconsin, it is tightly regulated: “No person may slaughter or process equines at a meat establishment where other domesticated food animals are slaughtered or processed. Equine carcasses, equine meat, and equine meat food products shall be conspicuously labeled “HORSE MEAT” or “HORSE MEAT PRODUCT” in a manner approved by the department.”

    It can’t be processed anywhere that other domesticated animals are processed.

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