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Because the headlines just keep on coming.

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Great. Like we don’t have enough earth born pathogens…

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If there’s a better name for a female aardvark than Princess Dirt Pig, I don’t know what it is.

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I adore this idea!

Though it may mean longer waits for the bathroom at dinner parties.

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I have to disagree with this one. My MIL aged at a normal rate…

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Holy crap, I hope so! In their case, total annihilation can’t come soon enough.

No pun intended.

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