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We woke up to this the other morning.

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Our mailbox used to live there.

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But the mailbox was on the driveway.

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Along with pieces and parts of our busted post.

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My husband called the sheriffs department, sure that nefarious vandals with sledgehammers were responsible.

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Of course, a long conversation took place once the officer arrived …

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Complete with a visit to the man cave/Barn Mahal before the investigation started.

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But it soon became clear my husband’s club wielding delinquent theory was incorrect.

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And the simpler explanation of a drunken, speeding driver was to blame.

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The evidence… a broken side mirror… was found in our ditch.

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