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Because I’m here to add more uselessness to your life.

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We used to a family of crows in our backyard. They’d visit the bird feeders and eat seed that had fallen on the ground.

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Whew.

Now I’m twice as glad I made friends.

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Sheb Wooley was right!

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I really don’t care. And even if it can, that seems like an awful waste of time and money.

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Great. Something else to worry about…

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