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When it comes to my crazy algorithms, the hits just keep on coming.
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Yes, there really is a company called Turdcules. (Imagine how good past employment there would look on your resume.)
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I’ve heard of Secret Santa, but what the hell is Dirty Santa?
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From the sound of the ad copy, I’m guessing this product is popular down south.
Ugh.
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