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When it comes to my crazy algorithms, the hits just keep on coming.
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Yes, there really is a company called Turdcules. (Imagine how good past employment there would look on your resume.)
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I’ve heard of Secret Santa, but what the hell is Dirty Santa?
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From the sound of the ad copy, I’m guessing this product is popular down south.
Ugh.
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River's world..... 
I don’t think I’d contaminate my toilet bowl with that…shit.
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Well said.
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I hate to be the one to say it but this crap really works. It’s oily, that’s how it works, so you have to stay caught up with cleaning the pot. I’m sure that’s not an issue for you, I have a hard time imagining your bathroom resembling one in a Tijuana gas station. It’s a lovely morning here, thanks for brightening up the day with your cheerful, uplifting post. 😀
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Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever had an actual user of one of my awful products before… kudos!
But I still think I’ll pass, I’m nowhere near Tijuana gas station.
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Speaking of users of your awful products, my Viking beard hat has arrived (and the other sea face/mangled mess – why did I choose red?). I know, I know…pics. You will get them at Christmas when the gift is revealed. Oh, the excitement!
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Can’t wait!
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We live in a house with one bathroom. Courtesy is very important.
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One bathroom? Think it’s time to build an outhouse…
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I just ordered some for Crappy Christmas!
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Which turns out to be the perfect fit.
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I think I just clicked on something I deeply regret. Time to deep six this mouse and issue a pristine ain’t been clicked there mouse…
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I’ve found bleach to be quite effective.
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Only in Amurrica, I hope!
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We’re happy to share…
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No! No way! Don’t want it! Won’t take it! Not even if it is free! ($69.95 for Crocs? Really? That’s like 6995% profit! Utterly Capitalistic! )
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I’d happily send all the Crocs over the border….
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No. No. Anything but that!
“Anything?”
Okay, we’ll take Crocs over Orange Turds!
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I’d happily get rid of both.
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Lock him up! Then the world can be rid of him. His ass will look juicy to all those horny men in there. He will have to ask for solitary. And finally he will be where he needs to be. Talk about hell in a cell!
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I wish they’d hurry up.
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Don’t we all, but I fear the Justice Dept is delaying until he is president (vomit) again, and then he can end his own investigation. Our mini-Trump did that. He was under investigation for fixing his party nomination race. As soon as he got elected he fired the head investigator and put a friend of his in charge. Funny, we never hear about that investigation again, though the evidence showed he cheated his way to the top.
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Knowing that the corruption isn’t limited to our country should make me feel better, but it doesn’t.
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We are barely holding off the “worst” of that corruption in Canada, but the Canadian electorate keeps voting in the Second Worst of the corrupt parties. They are as scared of “Socialism” as any brainwashed American, even though they enjoy many of the fruits of Socialism, like universal health care, Unemployment Insurance, social safety nets, etc etc etc.
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That’s what I always want to say to anti socialists… bitch all you want bug pay the your own healthcare and sign your social security check over to me.
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But to them, that isn’t socialism, it responsible government.
Iittle do they know…
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Someone has to get some credit for creative marketing copy. Maybe not effective but definitely creative.
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It got my attention…
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No worse than Poopouri. Same concept
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Equally as bad, just a cuter name.
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I’m sure it smells better. I’ve used it.
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I lived in an apartment with two other people and only one bathroom for almost four years. Could’ve used some o’ that back then.
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