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Sweatpants.

Designed for athletic activity, lounging at home and … well, sweating.

While yours truly hasn’t worn a pair since the fiery heat of menopause started steering the Good Ship River, I know fancy trimmed sets are coming back in style and being worn in places other than the gym and your couch.

So if you’re wondering what one carries when strutting their stuff in fleecy finery?

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The answer seems to be a $38,450 purse.

While I suppose it’s true price is relative to income… my $200 Micheal Kors handbag might seem outrageous to some… I’m thinking shrugging the equivalent of a new car on my shoulder might give me pause no matter what my W-2 says.

Thinking that was an utterly ridiculous sum to pay for a handbag I did a little research and found some bargains.

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Used for under $25,000?

What a deal.

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(Alright, it’s time for the disturbing image I promised. Consider this your warning. It’s perfectly alright if you stop reading now to save yourself the visual trauma.

Still here?

This image might be seared onto your retinas for days and I don’t want any whining or complaining that I sprung it on you unannounced.

Please have your eye bleach ready… you’re going to need it.

Okay.

If you’re still with me, the horror is on you.

When I compose a blog with only a few pictures I usually search Google Images for a funny related photo to set as the featured image. For this post I keyed in the word ‘sweatpants meme’ and I have to say… I was surprised at the penis-centric results that popped up. (Pun intended) I kept scrolling, looking for something G rated…. but found the following cartoon abomination first.

In keeping with the tradition if I have to see it, so do you…

( This is your last chance to run )

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Yeah.

I can hear you screaming from here.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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